LISTEN UP THE SECRET OF LIFE IS HONESTY AND FAIR DEALING. IF YOU CAN FAKE THAT, YOU’VE GOT IT MADE; WELL I CAN WIN AN ARGUMENT ON ANY TOPIC, AGAINST ANY OPPONENT. PEOPLE KNOW THIS, AND STEER CLEAR OF ME AT PARTIES. IN FACT AS A SIGN OF THEIR GREAT RESPECT, THEY DON’T EVEN INVITE ME. CHIANTY
