I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND BUMPED INTO MY MOM'S GERMAN SHELF WITH SWEDISH SILVERWARE AND ENGLISH GOBLETS; I JUMPED BACK AS WATCHED THE GERMAN SHELF KNOCK A SPANISH CABINET OF THE WALL CONTAINING RUSSIAN CHINA FROM BRAZIL. AS THE SPANISH CABINET FELL IT LANDED ON THE CANADIAN GRANITE COUNTERS, CRUSHING THE FRENCH SPICE SHAKERS. I RAN UP THE STAIRS TO MY BEDROOM AND CALLED MY POLISH GRANDFATHER FOR HELP.
