Rick and Carl Longer

I BOUGHT A NEW 9MM LAST WEEKEND; I KNEW THE GUN LAWS HAD CHANGED BUT WHEN I WENT TO PAY FOR IT THEY TOLD ME TO STRIP DOWN; I DIDN’T’ WANT TO CAUSE A SCENE SO I OBLIGED THEM; EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING; I DIDN’T’ THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD; THEN THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE STRIP ON MY CREDIT CARD