WE WILL HIDE IT IN A SOCK
WE WILL HIDE IT IN A CLOCK
FBI WILL NEVER KNOW
ALL THE PLACES WE WILL GO
EVIL THINGS THAT MAKE US SMILE
ALL THE SECRETS IN OUR FILE
NOW ARE SAFELY TUCKED AWAY
FOR THE JUDGE TO MAKE US PAY
AT THE TRIAL THEY WON'T FAIL
THEY WILL HIDE US IN A JAIL
WE PROVIDED EVIDENCE
SHOWING KIDS WITH NO DEFENSE; SO...
IF WE HIDE IT IN A SOCK
IF WE HIDE IT IN A GLOCK
NO ONE CARES WHERE IT IS FOUND
ONLY THAT WE'RE PRISON BOUND!