Suga, the Neko trap

Anyway

10/10, would fricc if I ken

dude

he's 15

I fricced a 15 year old boy trap once and I can do it again

Well technically he fricced me but who cares

go***mnit cheez you've lost your internet virginity haven't you

Did you not see my latest meme

well now I have. and all I can say is... same.

You what

you aren't the only internet unvirgin

*pins you against wall, puts my hand on your thigh* So~?

wait, so, all of a sudden

I'm a neko trap now
you're an internet rapist
and Usu is a crackhead?

the f**k happened to this family?

however, no complaints here~, bro~

You sound like your in a hentai.

*giggles* I like you~ *touches you down there* How does it feel~? Good~?

a little bit. there are ways to make it better, though~

What have I done? Ive created an internet sex addict...

Cheez. I may snort cocaine with my mouth, and eat soup with a knife and even i could say you're going to far.

I learned from the master~

Oh~ I wonder who you did it with~?

I have a girlfriend

No- no- stop that- your sister is going to kill me-

Ohoho~ So you're *that* close~?

yeah, why?

*whispers into your ear* What if I take you away from her~?

cheez I'm your brother-

Oh really~? What if I...
*pulls down your pants, leaving your underwear* Hehee~ You can feel it better now~ *keeps stroking you*

so, what are you going to do with it?~

I was always a crackhead. You're just now hearing about this?

You know I would've gone farther if I could

Unfortunately, I do know.

I'll pertend I never witnessed the sexual drama round here.....

Dont tell Monochrome_Colorbars either, please-

I won't. I have no idea why it kinda turns me on....just a bit....
Welp....

oof lol

This isn't funny. It's a nightmare for me.

oh

Aye.....

Kinda weird but theres nothing wrong with that...I think.

Ahah....what's wrong is my life.....oh wait...
I forgot.
Everything in this world is almost wrong!
Sorry...

True, true...I mean, we all are gonna maybe go to hell. Or at least I am.

Dont worry about it.

You? Hell? I'd say the same for me. But....how can i not worry? I'm always on edge. Either a metaphorical one or the edge of sanity.

Well, so am I, I suppose... but, a nun told me I was going to go to hell when I was like, 9, so thats fun.

I know I'm going to hell. If I could just get my hands on my dad's electronic lighter. I'd burn all the bibles in my school....wait.....did I just say that?

Yup, you did. I burned a bible one time....on accident, of course, but well. Yeah.

I threw away a rosery. I wanted it to burn....but it was plastic so....yeah....

I still use the same Bible since when I was like first grade.

It's so old and battered but it works

Plasic can burn, you just need to surround it with fire....

Well....Since it's plastic. It can release harmful chemicals such as hydrogen cyanide into air which....that....well....it can kill someone if they breath it in...but surround a bunch of people in a fire like that and lock them in. Ya got a murder that doesn't look like one.

Nuns are humans, they can make mistakes and say wrong things

But if one says youre going to go to hell, I think they might know what theyre saying.

I still have my mothers.

*is slightly afraid* Does your sister know you have that?

*smirk* Why? Is there anything wrong with it?

Yeah, emmhmm, sure. Right.

I'M NOT GAY IRL OKAY

Oh? You know about that? I like the way you think.

I just know stuff. Chemistry is a useful subject to choose. Somethings I just know. Other things I learn about and take the knowledge into a whole new context.

Wouldn't that just be murder with fire but with an extra step?

its not work if you like what you do.

Are you a sadist?

I dont know. Maybe.

Are you a masochist?

Ew, no! I know for sure Im not that!

*puts whip back in closet*

Many things. I knew a girl who had one once....she almost...nevermind.

Anyway I don't have a whip in rl

....

...But I have sticks

My slave master whips me. It makes me sad.

Sticks?
...sounds kinda kinky...you want me to introduce you to the girls?

Wh- NO!

I meant they were sticks left over from a school drama we had once.

One is right there. *points to a corner of the room*

Im not saying that, calm down.

Also, I remmber seeing you say that if a guy likes anal, that means he's gay, hich got me thinking..what if a girl likes it? Sorry, its just that theres a new girl that shares way too much so now Im thinking about things.

It means She's awesome.

Wait you mean a shemale?
Never mind..

I mean it's a girl they want to put dicks in all their orifices

Hmm....

Hm?

Hmmmm...

'-'

How would you feel if I told you Cheez, and Borderline had sex?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... Why?!

I DON'T KNOW.
*Falls on the floor and starts banging head on the floor*
I NEVER WANTED TO SEE IT! I...just...AUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH!

someone sell my soul to giratina....

I sold my family into slavery for a klondike bar.

Nani?!

HELLO? WHAT DO YOU THINK *I* FELT?!

WHY'D YOU DO IT IN PLAIN SIGHT? YOU JUST HAD A TOUCHING MOMENT WITH HER THEN YOU......YOU..........
I THOUGHT YOU ENJOYED IT!

*INHALE*
ALL I DID WAS FEED HER PANCAKES

Wasn't Borderline begging you too touch her?

I was massaging her in the wrong place, she just told me where the stiffness was

WHILE MOANING?

We were doing a moaning contest!

WHILE MASSAGING HEr?

No side wanted to lose the contest!

Borderline:O-o~ O...otouto...h...harder please...~!
Cheez:Aaaahhhhh~ Mmmmmphh~ It tastes so good~
Borderline:A-ah~ O-otouto...~! Feels so good~ M-more...a-ah...~mmph...so good...~
Cheez:A-ah~! A-am I...~ touching you right...~? A-aah~

How the hell is this a moaning contest?

See? She wanted me to massage her harder, I was not putting enough force into it

And yeah, we were moaning while I massaged her. I also ate my pancakes.

But I thought you said you guys did the lewd.

The lewd was the moaning, but what is lewd is not necessarily ecchi or even hentai

Oh, all of those were sex terms! OH.

What do you mean?!

Ok. I'll stop only if.

I am confused.

I'll only stop if you stop having e-sex.

We did not have e-sex

She's not even going to be online this weekend!

I'm just making sure. I told her I would talk too you but i turned into this.

What do you mean?

Never Mind.

I made a new roleplay, wanna join?

NO WE DID NOT

Either way if ya two did...it's just...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....*bangs head of a wall*

*mild concern* Please stop that-

*stops* Well...I have a thick skull, so...I should be fine....aha...ahaha...ahahaha...

*lifts hair to see your forehead* It's bruised... hold on, I have some medicine for it

*hisses* I'll be fine!

No *applies medicine* there, it should be fine now

Hmph....

ok.

Oh~ You're turn- *spaces out*

-

CHEEZ F**K YOU THIS IS LIKE THE 10TH TIME THIS WEEK

Wh-what's wrong...?

WHAT'S WRONG IS THAT YOU'RE BEING HORNY. YOU'RE ALSO TALKING TO YOURSELF AGAIN.

B-but you're Cho-

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAME ME, I'M STILL YOU. SO GET YOUR BRAIN BACK INTO THAT SKULL AND GET SOME COMMON SENSE

Okay...

-

*spaces back in* What was I saying?

I have no Arceus damn clue.....

by the maker, what the hell happened here?

Sexual F**kery? IDK.

*is about to slap you* youre getting horny agin. And Im comapring you to the UBH girls now.

So I'm not on the boys level yet?

You fool, the girls are kinkyier and hornier than the guys!

That's not what she told me

Shes been there for like, 1/190246 of the time Ive been there. I grew up there. Trust me, I know.

I see

She told me about that orgy one time

Oh f**k, you heard about that?! They were gonna steal some lengerie and wear it for him...I think one of them fessed up and the guy went to jail.

He did, and yeah a girl got a mental breakdown and told them

Oh yeah, Brianna....shes kinda an idot..

I mean if she didn't have the breakdown they would've done it

That guy would have gotten away with it

Well, she was 16...the rest were either 16 or over....so it wouldve been consentual...so there wouldve been no crime. I dont know how you carge poeple with pedophila, so I cant say for sure if he couldve been charged with a crime.

I think he woulda

True, true....

Oh she knows

I know, I told her.Just that if a bunch of poeple start bringing it up it'll maybe bother her.