WE WILL LAUNCH OUR MISSILES ON THE GREAT SATAN! THEY WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT THEM! CALL THE AMERICANS AND TELL THEM WE ARE LAUNCHING! 10 MINUTES LATER; IRANIAN MISSILE SUPPORT, HOW MAY I HELP YOU MY FRIEND? LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE PROPER DEPARTMENT... 20 MINUTES LATER; THIS IS THE LAUNDRY ROOM DEPARTMENT, LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO THE PROPER DEPARTMENT, PLEASE HOLD... ANOTHER 18 MINUTES LATER; THIS IS SUSAN WITH THE IRAQI MILITARY HOTLINE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU MY FRIEND? PLEASE HOLD WHILE I CONNECT YOU... 38 MINUTES LATER; IRAQI ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT, THIS IS CINDI, NO THEY TRANSFERRED YOU TO THE WRONG OFFICE, PLEASE HOLD... 12 MINUTES LATER; AMERICAN ARMY BASE CUSTOMER SERVICE, HOW MAY I HELP YOU? YES, YES MY FRIEND...PLEASE HOLD... F%CKING FINALLY; THEY ARE LAUNCHING NOW? I WILL LET THE BASE COMMANDER KNOW. THANK YOU!
