Lisa Simpson Speech

Wtf is a Vegeta-?

dragon ball character

Oh. For a moment I thought you names yourself some kinda slang for vegetable.

I mean, that is how you would name a saiyan. Vegeta=Vegetable, Kakarot (Goku's real name) Carrot, Raditz= Raddish, etc etc

So you are a vegetable.

no. I'm a Saiyan, named like all Saiyans. all Saiyans are named after vegetables. that doesn't make us vegetables. that idiot half-breed of a son of mine, now HE'S the vegetable.

You had sex with a vegetable?

Bulma is a human, not a Vegetable. are you really that dimwitted?! kakarot might have a higher iq for pete's sake!

Then how did you get a half breed vegetable son?

he's a filthy half breed in the sense he's half saiyan half human. he's in a vegetable in the sense he's retarded. seriously, how can someone be so dumb? I'm smarter and I was literally born to erase civilizations!

Oh. I still dont get it but okay.

Hey vegeta!

we're not "best buds" kakarot.

Fair enough, but you threw out the Kitty part of your name...

OH SHI-

I figured that you should know that ;). After all, you're our Sheriff Kitty!! :D

W a I t WERE YOU GOING TO LEWD KIRISHIMA?! O-o (I’m not in the stream so don’t ask how or why I found this plEaSe aNd tHaNk yOu)