I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR RANSOM I CAN TELL YOU I DON’T HAVE MONEY, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG CAREER. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME A DELIGHT AT PARTIES FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.... ...IF YOU HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW, THAT’LL BE THE END OF IT: I WILL NOT LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL NOT PURSUE YOU, BUT IF YOU DON’T, I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL FORCE FEED YOU BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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