Not sure where to put this but eh I'll just do it here since I'm mod :)

Hold up-

Has anyone said my cocaine baskets? For anyone who doesn’t know, it’s a whole bunch of baskets with cocaine in them

...

I mean seen!

!ERA YEHT EREH

Ok

HO TE E NAI!

No, I do not think anyone here has said the phrase "my cocaine baskets".

Hold it!

Hold what?

Wait....nevermind.....I can hear police sirens in my mind....playing.....again.....and again....

I don't know what you guys are saying so i'm going to assume that all of them are hate comments

I'm getting some redneck vibes from you guys.

Hey Cheez. Are you planning on joining the KKK anytime soon?

Are you guys still...?
Were you doing that while we were...?

I still know where you are, tv. don’t you know that I have MULTIDIMENSIONAL VISION?!

I smile, "Well then, I guess we have to take it up a notch...fade out. Fade in. Fade out, fade in.." the room goes from pitch black to blinding white, over and over again. "...Hundai hundai hundai hundai hundai hundai hundai hundai~" threee purple orbs glow around you.

Some kind of ritual? adorable!
How about THIS?!
*Destroys the purple orbs with behemoth bash*

"You fell for it~" the room goes blidingly purpule. "Silver steel corkskerw..." {Blades of steel come from the walls, cutting into you to fast to teleport or dodge}

You fool! you cut the wrong part! there’s nothing in there!

"Huh...Im usually not wrong....hm..."

So I saw the "~" and thought you guys were ERPing as well-

*~*

...I'll tear you to shreads.

Kinky.

I like it.

Well, time for plan B! I aint dealing with yalls, seeeeee yaaa in the next life~!
*puts the knife in my throat*

NEESAN NO!

*inhale through teeth thing that Idk the name of*
Yeah
He still hasn't stopped

Oh....I wanna kill someone...mostly you and him, but, I guess you'll have to do for now.

Oh he's up for a treat when he comes back-

BOTH of you are in trouble!

*whimpers in corner*

*pulls out a knife* Oi, you knew this was coming! Dont wuss out!

*walk in room* Uhhhhh...

*throws knife at you* GET OUT!

*knife has been deleted* I see how you want it too be.

*materialzes another knife* You wanna have a bad time?

You’re gonna give ME a bad time? hahaha! I’d love to see you try, tv! but first,
*Turns the room to look like the gates of heck*
THIS PLACE COULD USE SOME DECORATION!

*slowly starts to smile* Oh yeah? well then....lets see how well you can fight me...*snaps fingers* blackout.... {the whole room goes pitch black to where you cant see anything}

Oh God I'm so sorry Neesan I was just reminded of a quote of a thing I saw once when I said "Master" please forgive me-

THIS SIN CANNOT BE FORGIVEN

Nobody:(silence)
Monochrome when someone does something bad:

I'M SORRY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WITH MWS DO YOU KNWO UFGV>JBFKFWIOGFUVIYWFUGOHISOGFYDTUSYRJDTFYIGUFIYKDUTYRJZXTFYGUHI

I'M SORRY I KNOW HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND I JUST WANTED TO JOKE I'M SORRY FOR GIVING YOU A STROKE
(hey that rhymed)

N i c e
But
AAAAAA

I WANNA FUQING DIE

I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T

I JUST NEEDED A NICE DAY TO SEE EVERYONE AND I SEE THIS CHAOS
*INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS*

IM SORRY BUT GO***MNIT

I'M SORRY I MADE ANOTHER SEX JOKE

Hey, that's true, I f**ked you all

PLEASE CHOOSE A BETTER PHRASING OF THOSE WORDS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'I DID IT AGAIN?!'

Wait you rape me in my sleep?

OH GOD I DID IT AGAIN SOMEBODY JUST THROW ME IN THE PITS OF HECK PLEASE

Kirby Sucks. Literally.

PORQUE TU NO STOY UNE NINO NORMAL?!

NANI?!

"Nino" means "little boy" I think so I think you're saying how I'm not normal

And yes I might not be considered "normal" by society

Looks like I created a monster. Anyways, I got to board the plane now, so see ya.

Alright, see ya. Have a safe flight

Oh shut up.

How does it feel to lose your virginity to a 13 year old asian?

If that's what you want me to, I'll do whatever the master wants~

OH F**K IT SOMEBODY JUST THROW ME OUT THE WINDOW ALREADY

Defenestration... that's the word.

Wait why

That's a shitty nun

I dont remember. Maybe cuz my dad?

I mean, he forced you to. It's not your fault he injected you with that shizz and told you to dress like that

Eh...I didnt really pay attention. Also she was like, "He sinned so much youre going to hell to make up for what he cant repent for" and I was like, "Well then."

Yeah that's a shitty nun

Sins can be forgiven

Eh, I just go confess my sins and hope for the best.

I mean, I kinda already accepted that fact, so...

That's not how things work

You don't get punished for a crime you didn't commit. That's just not fair.

I mean, I helped commit 90% of those crimes though.

But did you WANT to do it?

I was too young to question it.

I see... though it's not all your fault
You know, it's not too late

Maybe, maybe not.

Well, a nun literally told me I was going to go to hell when I was like, 9, so Im just gonna do whatever I want to.

True....

Nino is more of a term just meaning boy in general.

You had f**king gay sex with MY boyfriend, how is that even SLIGHTLY normal?!

INTERNET gay sex

And I'm sorry I know it was wrong-

Well, at least you lost your internet V-card.....

You SHOULD-

I lost my v card in real life

Lies

Oh no

Now I wish I didn't...

*cries in regret*

You wanna see it?

Same thing.