Doge

So Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack had two dollars from an earlier chore he kept in the base of his shoe; Now Jill has four dollars she keeps in her shoe strange because it once was just two, but is quiet as she hears the church bell. Somehow he fell and met a quick death, falling from a cliff Near the well. The moral of the story is don't trust a woman, even when it is just a dollar or two. For they only really care about the money you share and maybe the things in your shoe.