WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, GARFUNKEL, YOU MISERABLE, PRESUMPTUOUS NO-TALENT? YOU'RE EVERYTHING THAT'S GONE WRONG IN THIS WORLD, AND I'VE EARNED MY RIGHT TO SAY IT! YOU'RE FLAT; YOU CAN'T EVEN CARRY A NOTE. SHAME ON YOU. BUT SIMON, CAN'T WE BUILD A BRIDGE OVER THESE TROUBLED WATERS? I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING SMALL, BUT LET'S NOT GO SOLO. DON'T GIVE ME THE SOUND OF SILENCE TREATMENT. PAUL... PAUL! SUCKER!
