Dads; My wife was mad about my sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right. Don't call me later! Call me Dad! I would tell a joke about pizza, but it's cheesy. Dumb, unoriginal, boring "jokes"; Dads; Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up. If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay? Bagels. I gave all of my dead batteries away free of charge.