But I got the hair! :(

I Can't Believe It's Not Hentai! XD

Do I have to leave this website to not get flashbacks?

Not even kidding. I did a face reveal and that's what I look like. Here is my face reveal: https://imgflip.com/i/3k6ep3

Anyway, you look cool bro!

Thanks man!

:)

*beats you with a stick* Because Im sending them away! Youre too young to be collecting hoes!

((...I never thought Id say that.))

Wait mono stop. Cheez needs to start early. He needs the experience.

*Slaps you with the stick then starts beating you* NO! IF YOU REALLY THINK THAT, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY OTOUTO!

*Pulls out Stand*
Ohohoho! Are you really approaching me?

*summons my own stand* I cant beat the shit out of you without coming closer.

Oho, then come as close as you like. I’ve already taken care of Cheez, sonic must be hiding somewhere but it doesn’t matter. *points finger at motaro*
You’re next Motaro!

(I dont remember what comes after-))

...You wouldnt dare lay a hand on him. You sure you want to test me?

What’s Otouto? I would look it up but I’m not going to.

((It means little brother in ramen))

((Ramen is a language?))

((Yup!))

I don’t aim to hurt Cheez. I just what him to live his life without any worries. Except hoes and cocaine, lots and lots
Of cocaine.

I meant to say want instead of what

DONT YOU DARE! DONT GET A N Y W H E R E NEAR HIM WITH YOUR HOES AND COKE! *Pulls out my revolver and points it at you* ....

*pulls out a lightsaber*
Haven’t used this baby in a long Time. Welp get ready, just to let you know, I’m more than just picking cotton and snorting cocaine.

((fun factiod: I actually own a gun and can shoot it IRL))

*snorts* I pick cotton in real life too, but I think thats not the point. Anyways...6 bullets...how good are your reflexes? heeheehee.....

((Fun factoid; I’m afraid of you now))
Uhhh ok. Anyway, your outmatched since I have a lightsaber and you know how to use a gun and I don’t know how to use this lightsabe- *realizes that your older then me, you have a gun, and you know how to use it.* Cheez help me !!!!!

*uses my stand to knock you down* I told you to stay the hell away from him.

I wasn't! It's a joke!

((Me too))

*stops beating you with a stick* hm...when your 16, you can start. But until then, NO HOES! *starts beating you again*

Alright! Also, why are you still beating me?!

Because! I have a filthy minded-Alabama type-brother! Really! You could be a BIT more...less Alabama-y!

Oh you ain't seen nothin yet

Cheez please stop. You’re redneck is showing even more then the time we, sheriff, and nemo aizwa were having that weird conversation.

You mean Rednecked?

YOU! SHUT IT!

*gets knocked down And runs to another meme* I’ll come back when you’re less angry and we could discuss Cheez’s future as a pimp, and drug addict.

*shoots you in the thigh so you just fall to the ground* ...5 left. And, you'll do no such thing. If you lay a hand on him, virtual or otherwise, I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND HANG YOU FROM THE CEILING WITH THEM!

I see you’re getting more creative with your insults. Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Somebody anybody please help!

*Smiles sinisterly and cutely* heehee..I see youve noticed...also....aw, come on,thats just a small bullet wound. You need a doctor~?

I have a bullet in my waist. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Aw~ Well, I guess I can understand that~ but I can fix that~ Do you trust me~?

Are you a sadist?

*steps on your back so you cant move* hm..no, Im not. And, stay still. You can run with a bullet inside of you.

I would, but then you would carry out your insult. So I’m good. *runs away*

also, meet me on quotev. I noticed you could get access to your account.

Alright, Im there.

(Sorry I gotta hi to bed know, see you later.)

I meant to say go instead of hi

(Night.)

You’re taking this a little too far, but I can block your guns. I have a sheild.

you may notice you have a new follower. that’s me.

Wait in actuality you got this haircut?

No, I didn't

In fact, I don't think my hair even has the physical capacity to be flat

hm...your sister has that haircut.

Wait-

REVERSE HENTAI PROTAGONIST

Why reverse though?

Because the usual hentai protagonist is male

But if it were reveresed, that would be more like guys o after her, rather than the usual guy trying to get with the girl trope.

And, hey, wait, how do you know this?

Uh

Memes

Also research

Sure, sure.