Unpopular Opinion Puffin

I'm not a fan of them myself. Not sure I could even name one that I particularly enjoyed.

I never sat and watched one all the way through. I couldn't stand the sappy corny crap.

I only like the ones with Audrey Hepburn because of...well,Audrey Hepburn.

Whenever I try to watch one, I always end up yelling at the TV. I do watch some every once and a while, whenever I want to be angry.

Um. Sure why not?

Pfft-
Oh, and I made you the sandwiches in the shape of dinosaurs!

*excited gasp*

*hands them to you* Here! I made you the best ones I could!

*takes them with star eyes* Thank you mom

*pats your head* Aw....I love ya. Platonically, of course.

UwU

*smiles*

UwU *hugs u*

OwÁ *pats ur head as I hug u*

*smiles* Im glad your happy!

I cannot STAND them. It makes me angry just thinking about them.

Yeah, me too. I only watch the when I want to yell at something, you know?

I cant watch them.at all. I'll kill something if i do.

Oh yeah, my limit is 1 every 14 hours. If we break that limit...*pulls out a knife*

Nah. Ill strangle em.

Pft....really? Well....I prefer knives...I use them a lot for animal killings....

O.O

N-no, wait! I kill animals becuase I live on a farm and thats how we eat! Im not a killer, I swear!

I know. I read it and it took me a minuet to remember.

oof

Thanks for supporting me mom! Just dont tell dad- he will start with his weird shipping stuff.

Pft- yeah, he's...weird. Hes a dweeb, but i love him. (platonicly) And, yup yup! You have my word.

^w^ i hope he likes me

*Pats u* I mean, who wouldnt like you?! Youre so cute and smart, and Im at least 9000000000000000% sure youre pretty! I'll be cheering for you!

Thanks ^w^

*pats u again* anytime mija.

^w^

It gave me a slight heart attacc-

Aw geez, Im sorry!

Its okay ^w^

*pats you* aw...youre so cute. Anways, hows my daughter doing?

Good. ^w^ I made new friends on twitter (i know they are good) and kinda uh. Sorta got a online crush on someone.

Is borderline_psychotic really your mom or is she your friend?

Friend.

Aw, really?! *happy skyscraper sounds* who?

Well I think thier name is Kaden. Hes a trans boy with reddish hair (Brown eyes I think. Or hazel.)and he wears cute glasses and has pale skin and tiny freckles and just looks SO CUTE. I don't care thats hes trans. Hes normal in my opionion.

(Wait a sec, by trans boy, you mean hes female to male, right? Sorry, I just get confused easily.)

Aw...Im glad you found someone you like, AND its even better that you love him regardless. That shows that what your feeling is genuine.

(Yes.)

Hes just so sweet. I had a small crush on the exSheriff but he sibling-zoned me...... But its fine. Kaden is cuter and .... well I just like him more. His personality is just soo cute >w<

(Ah, oka. Thanks!))

Ah...thats rough. I miss sherriff...he was a good friend....*sad sounds* but...I think that its good that you like this new boy more. Go and get yourself an onlinie BF!

Uh. I kinda have something important to tell you.

Jesus, sorry, I couldn't be on until today. Whats wrong?

Nothing. I'm just kinda datingthesheriffnowbutitsnobigdealnothingtoworryabout

Oh, I know. Congrats. Im happy for you, really!

*smiles cutely*

Aw.....why you so cute?

I don't know. UwU

Awwww I love you!

I love you too.

Hugs?

*hugs* Yes!

*kisses your forehead*

*purrs*

Aw....

Wait who told you

Oh, no one. I just figured it out. Hah...mother's are always watching, you know.

What-

What? And, you guys are going to be on twitter more often, right? Tell sheriff to come over once and a while though, okai?

Okay. He will when he can but HOW DID YOU KNOW.

Ah, thanks for passing it on for me.

I told you, Ive been lurking. Plus...well, this guy managed to see it happen in real time. Sorta. Its hard to explain, really, but no one told me.

DID DAD TELL YOU?! IT WAS HIM WASN'T IT.

Oh, Cheez? Nah, he dosnt know I know.

THEN WHO.

No one told me!

UwU

OwO!

*Hugging more*

*patss your head* Do you want anything for breakfast? Im willing to cook for you!

No its okay

*tilts head* you sure? I dont mind! (Also, there a homophobe in the LGBT stream...)

Yes. (I noticed 😒)

THE HOW DID YOU KNOWW?!?!

I FOUND OUT ON MY OWN STOP YELLING AT ME

But. How-

*shrugs* mothers always know.

Haha, dont worry about it. I support you, okai?
Anyways, how have you been doing IRL?

Good.

Ah, thats good, Im glad.

I'm glad your glad

*smiles* Have you...actually, nevermind, I dont want to bug you...well, I gonna do what my mom did....sweetie, will you come to a kids bop concert with me?