IT WOULD SERVE YOU WELL TO UNDERSTAND I LIVE HERE AND YOU'RE JUST VISITING; IF YOU DON'T LIKE DOG HAIR, THAT SAME DOOR THAT LET YOU IN WILL LET YOU BACK OUT; IN YOUR MIND, I'M JUST A DOG BUT THE FAMILY YOUR VISITING SEE ME AS THEIR BABY; THEY LIKE ME MORE THAN YOU OR YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO PISS ON THE FLOOR LIKE I DO; IF I DECIDE TO LICK YOUR NUTS OR SNIFF YOUR ASS, IT'S OKAY BECAUSE YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE; IF YOUR KIDS PULL MY HAIR OR TAIL, YES, I'M BITING THEIR ASS