Neko Lewd Computer

Name: Gaerin Asahi

Race: Human (nekoboi)

abilities: energy manipulation, flight (via energy manipulation), absolute precision (literally just this https://rakudai-kishi.fandom.com/wiki/Ittou_Shura )

weapon proficiencies: small blades (kunai, daggers, etc), hand to hand

Stats:

(all stats (except intelligence, which becomes irrelevant) are 13/10 when using Absolute Precision)
speed: 7/10
strength: 7/10
durability:8/10
intelligence: 10/10

personality: he's edgy, soft, and chaotic neutral. he seems like a dumbass, but is really usually the smartest in the room, but never points it out directly, though will make it obvious when necessary. fidgets with a butterfly knife whenever he has nothing to do. is unempathetic to anyone except those he deems as friends.

Name: Tsuki (idk)

Race: human (neko girl)

Abilitys: mind control, telepathic, can heal quickly

Weapon proficiencies: black dagger

Stats:
Speed: 6/10
Strength: 4/10
Duribility: 9/10
Intelligence: 9/10

Personality: She's small and sweet. She has a very short temper if you mess with her. She's very shy but once she opens up she will be fiercely protective of you. She may be small but she is fierce.

((ooooooooh fun character. they're gonna be friends for sure))
((is the absolute precision thing too op?))

((I dont know what that means...... XD))

((once a day, for one minute at a time, he can concentrate every ounce of stamina, strength, and concentration, double it, AND can rewire his brain synapsis to ignore all of his instincts, ignore things like fine details, color, etc, and focus on a single point, and increase his speed even MORE, so that he's faster than light. however, it has hospitalized him multiple times, even if it can one shot nearly anything))

((Cool :D))

((What about Yandere Gaerin. I mean he already killed her dad. If a mob boss is female then other mobs will try and marry her to get her power.(even though she is too young to marry) The Yamamoto empire is huge so Tsuki will have a lot of mob guys after her.))

((yooo I never thought of that. that's badass))

((And its hot to.))

Should this be like a mafia type thing?

sure. but which one'll be in charge?

How about Gaerin recently took over his late fathers group and is trying to make a deal with Tsuki's father who is the leader of a rival group. That's where we can start.

Then later Tsuki's father is mysteriously murdered and she is left in charge as she is the only heir. Then they join together.

oooooh fun. you start it

Tsuki sat quietly in her bedroom on her bed looking out the fourth story window. She was looking at a black limousine what pulled up in front of the building. 'Father never told me about a visitor' she quietly thought to herself as she continued to watch.

from the limo stepped a certain blonde cat boy, wearing the coat and shirt depicted in the pic, along with a pair of fingerless gloves, distressed blue jeans, and slip-on checker vans. in one hand, he's flipping a butterfly knife, and catches the knife, and slips it into a pocket on the upper sleeve of his shirt. he looks up at the building and notices her looking through the window, and gives her a friendly grin.

Her cheeks flush and she smiles back. 'I wonder who that is. I never saw him before. I wonder if he will be a new work partner for father' she thinks to herself.

he enters the building, cocky grin across his face, looking around the interior of the building. "damn, place is nice. looks like attempting a team-up was a good idea."

A guard walks up to him and glares at him. "Who the f**k are you. No visitors are scheduled today."

in a split second, the butterfly knife appears at the guards throat, the encounter hidden a few timed movements by Gaerin, making it look like an unsuspicious conversation. "I'm here for visit with the big man himself. it'll happen either way." Gaerin makes the guard look down at his hand, in which a blue ball of energy is sitting, and rotating. "I can make this bigger, if you'd like."

The guard glares at him. "Alright fine". He shoved Gaerin away from him amd turned on his heel leading him to a elevator.

Gaerin follows him to the elevator, just as smug as ever. he places the knife back in his sleeve pocket, and cracks his knuckles. "soon, you will be working for me. not that you aren't already below me."

The guard rolls his eyes. "Whatever you say fishbreath." He then gets in the elevator and presses the button for the topmost floor. (Other then the roof)

Gaerin rolls his eyes. when the elevator reaches the top, he enters into the hallway. however, just before Gaerin leaves, the guard feels a slight nick on the back of his neck, and when he goes to feel it, there's a fountain of blood, and Gaerin enters the room of the big guy.

Hes sitting at his desk smoking a cig whist reading a book.

Gaerin draws a throwing knife from a pocket on the inside of his coat, and throws it at the book, stabbing straight through the pages. "hey old man, look up. show me some f**king respect. I have a proposition for you."

He looks up at Gaerin and angrily puffs a cloud of smoke. "That was a expensive book you little punk."

Gaerin tosses a bundle of a 100 dollars at his face. "what the f**k ever. are we going to talk business, or am I going to kill you?"

He glared Gaerin. "You little f**king asshole. I'll beat you to a f**king pulp." He gets up and glares at him more. Then pulls out a gun. "Get the f**k outta here" Just then Tsuki pushes the door open and smiles. "Father may I-........ is this a bad time?" Her dad glares at get. "Get the f**k out you little brat. Go to your damn room." Tsuki pouts.

Gaerin blasts a beam of energy into the barrel of the gun, then another into his shoulder. he flicks picks the desk up, and chucks it threw the window. he places the tip of his fingertip on his forehead. "I'll ask one more time. will you hear out my proposition, or are you going to die?"

He glares up at Gaerin and puffs smoke in his face. "Eat shit you f**kin punk." Tsuki's eye widen and she turns pale as she watches the exchange.

"tell me something. if I kill you, will she become the head of your empire? I personally enjoy the idea of another catperson being the head of a possible ally." genkai moves his hand, and kicks him across the room, slamming him into the wall. "I'd bet a red paint job would look good in this room. maybe blood crimson, you like that idea?"

He glared up at him. "She is my only child. And a worthless bitch at that. I wanted a SON not a useless girl. I can't even make more because my wife is dead because of her." Tsuki looked down in shame. ((Tsukis mom died shortly after giving birth to Tsuki because of complications.))

"oh f**k you. there's one thing I hate worse than an enemy, and that's a shit parent. and you sound like both." he fires a blast from his finger, straight into his grey matter, exploding brain juices all over the room. he turns to Tsuki, looking extremely compassionate, for someone who just killed a man. "I'm sorry you had to see that. are you ok?"

Tsuki's eyes well up with tears. "I just wanted to play outside....." A bunch of guards burst into the room with guns. They all aim at Gaerin once they see the body. Tsuki goes and stands in front of him. "Lower your weapons now." The guards look at each other but don't lower their weapons. Tsuki clenches her fist. "NOW. YOU WORK FOR ME. DO IT NOW." The guards slowly lower their weapons.

He grins smugly. "I have the feeling that this is the beginning of something. an allyship. My name is Gaerin Asahi. yours?"

Tsuki looks up and blushes shyly. " Tsuki Yamamoto." She looks over to the guards. "Clean this. Air out the room. And get rid of those death sticks. I don't to see another in any of my facilities ever again." Then she looks back at Gaerin "Wanna go somewhere clean to talk?"

"Nice to meet you mrs. Yamamoto. and gladly. hopefully things go more... peacefully than with your dear old dad. and again, I apologize for having to... remove him. but please, lead the way." he backs up a foot or so, and waits for her to lead the way.

She walks back to the elevator and presses 4. "Don't call me that. Just Tsuki is fine." ((Why did you say Mrs. ? Its Miss. Mrs. is for married women and she's like 15.))

((I'm bad at grammar i sowwy :( ))

"I apologize, Tsuki. simply trying to be polite." he follows her into the elevator. "now, down to business. I am not proposing a merger, or even any form of... combination, between our two agencies. I am simply suggesting an allyship. a friendship. us nekos need to stick together, as you know."

Tsuki smiled and nodded. "That would be good. I know only a little about leading on my own. But they follow my every command like hungry dogs."

"you have immediate respect but a lack of leading skills. I have the skills to lead, but my people... well, they don't exactly fear me the way they should. with your help, maybe I could change that. did your father have any rivals we could take down together?"

Tsuki shrugged. " I will have to ask my dads officers."

"well, I do have ONE. do you know of a family called the Soshi's?" he sit's down at a table, and puts some fingerless gloves on that he had in his pocket.

She nods and sits across from him. "My dad was yelling about them just yesterday. He said they are lying thieving scum. My Nanny told me I should avoid them at all cost."

((I have now discovered that my life's goal is to become a mob boss))

"that they are. my family has had a rivalry with them since before I can remember. and now their head is my cousin. their extermination would greatly increase both our respect and power. and I believe that we'd easily defeat them with little to no back up."

(( :D))

Tsuki nodded quietly. "I think this is a mission that will make both our lives easier. I am not prepared for running a group. If I accept your offer..... Will you train me to be a leader? I must prove to my father I am not scum!...... But..... I can't do it alone."

"of course. when this mission is completed, we shall become allies, friends. I shall make you into a leader to rival myself. and you shall teach my troops respect."

Tsuki frowned. "I don't really want to be rivals with you. Your nice. I like you." ((But not like that. Unless...😳......XD)) "And yes. I will train your troops. My officers will teach your officers how to establish dominance. Some people may die. But you own their life anyways."

"I did not mean that you would become a rival. I believe that you are much more formidable than you appear. no, you'll become a leader equal, if not superior, to myself. and you do what you need. their lives don't mean much. they are pawns. office workers and assassins. any real confrontations are handled by myself."

Tsuki blushed and smiled again. "Oh. Sorry." She looked out the window quietly. "Ya know..... I've never been outside except for on the roof...... I don't know what its like. My father dosen't want me outside and my Nanny says I'm to frail and will get sick to easily. She always said the slightest jolt could break me...... But I'm not a stupid china doll. I want to see what's out there."

Genkai grins at her, with more flirtiness than smugness this time. "well, I guess Rapunzel found her Flynn Rider. together, we will take over the land, mob family by mob family, town by town, matter not. we shall gain control."

Tsuki flushed deeper. "Wait but they get married in the end......." she gasped slightly "OH. EWWW." She began gigging intensely.

He chuckles, then reaches his hand out. "however things end between the two of us, in the here and now we are allies. and we shall end the Soshi's together."

She looked down at his hand. "What are you doing." ((Never touched a boy XD))

"have you... oh wait, this is probably your first business meeting. it's called a handshake. next meeting we do, just watch what I do. observation will show you what you need to know." he recoils his hand, chuckling to himself. "these next few days will be a learning experience for you." he stand's up, and takes her hand. "come on, let's get some food. enough business for now, we can't have allyship without friendship."

Tsuki looks down at their linked hands amd turns a dark shade of red from blushing so hard. "WAH- WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT THAT'S LEWD." ((Emphasis on the "never touched a boy" part. She is soooo innocent.))

((holy hell she's too f**kin cute. then again, ANY of the results from that picrew generator is just f**kin adorable. here's one of my results from that one))

"don't worry, it's not. simply a friendly act." he grins at her innocently, and pulls her up out of her seat, and releases her hand. "I apologize for making you uncomfortable."

((Shes so kawaii~♡)) Her blush lessens as she gets up. "I-I'm sorry..... I never touched a boy before..... Nanny never really told me much about lewd. But she told me all boys wanna lewd girls."

"not all of us are like that, but there are some. you should keep your eyes open. there are some... weirdos. you should probably stick with me for a bit." he backs away a little bit, giving her room to stand up. "I don't want anything happening to you." he grins at her, this time with compassion.

She looks up at him and smiles brightly. "Can we go outside? I wanna see!..... but I have to change my clothes because these are too thin for outside."

"ok, you should probably do that. the place i'm planning on getting food is a little... unsavory."

"Okay!" She smiles and skips away then quickly returns wearing a white shirt with a black heart that looks like its bleeding ink, a black pleated skirt with white leggings underneath, flat ankle slouch boots and a black jean jacket lined with grey sheepskin. "Alright I'm ready :3"

((edgy as f**k oc's gang rise the f**k up))

Gaerin partly falls in love on the spot "oh.. wow. uh, ok! let's go, though you should probably keep your guard up. this place is, well, let's just say that there's a reason the strongest group around is a mob family."

Tsuki innocently nods and follows him to his limo. As they as a guard she says to him "Tell Nanny I will be out. Tankana knows what to do." The guard nodded and she continued to follow him.

((You better not be doin what i think your f**kin doin.))

((what do you think I'm doing?))

((If the f**king restaurant is named Snuggly Ducking i will punch you in the pp))

((welp. there go my plans. I won't call it that.))

he opens the limo door for her, then gets in after her. the driver, however, gives a confused look. "where's the big guy? I thought you were trying to deal with him, not the girl?"

Gaerin nonchalantly opens a can of coke that he got from the cooler. "I had him paint the walls of his office red."

The driver's eyes widen and he can be seen nodding nervously. "got it, boss. so, to the bar, I assume?"

"yes, but I won't be getting drinks this time. so the restaurant section, if you please."

"y-you got it, boss." The driver wipes his forehead, and drives off, only now realizing the ruthlessness of his boss.

"so, Tsuki, how you like the limo?"

She looks around and nods. " Its great!"

"good, good. that's what I like to hear. so, you said you never left the house?" when he finishes his soda, he tosses his can out the window, and blasts it with an energy beam, disintegrating it.

She shakes her head. "Its not really a house. Its only Fat-..... my main building. I just live in it. He will be gone for year sometimes. My Nanny is my only real parental figure I have."

"I mean, it's water, I guess. nothing wrong with it. the taps have filters on them, so yes. however, I believe our drinks are here." as he says this, the waitress places the mountain of wings and pitcher of beer on the table, along with two mugs.

"a-anything else, sir?"

"nah, I'll be good for now. however, she might want something."

the waitress nervously turns to Tsuki. "a-and for y-you, ma'am?"

Tsuki looks up at the waitress with wide eyes. "Can I have chocolate milk?!"

"w-we don't have..." she gulped in nervousness. "c-chocolate milk."

Gaerin looks up at waitress. "well, you should probably do something about that, huh?"

"y-yes sir." she runs off out the door, and a couple of minutes later, she returns holding a jug of chocolate milk, pours it in a cup, and puts it down in front of Tsuki. "m-my apology, m-ma'am." she walks back to the kitchen, relieved to make it out with her life.

Tsuki smiled at Gaerin. "You act like an over-protective brother. Its cute." ((WOW. NOT EVEN FRIEND ZONED. YOU GOT SIBLING ZONED.))

Gaerin is relatively surprised. "I knew he was a piece of shit, but holy hell. I'm beginning to be glad I killed him. but you need to know something. your father's death created a power vacuum. very powerful men, more evil than ourselves will try to come for you. try to use you to get your father's power. I'm going to do all I can, all I have to do to keep them from succeeding." Gaerin's face becomes extremely serious. "his death won't have made the news YET. the police likely won't reveal anything for a long time. but I guarantee that there are people who will have told other people when they found out. those people will tell other people. news will get around. I say you have a day before people start coming for you."

Tsuki's eye went wide. "Why are they coming for my if they want my Fathers power?" (( *sobs* so pure))

((this turned from world domination to mafia and I'm ok with this))

"you really don't know anything about this, do you? Your father never even bothered to f**king train you. they want you because your name carries your father's power. it's not your power yet. your people may fear you, but to people who don't know, to other families, you're just a child. until you prove yourself by doing something along the lines of, say, topping the soshi's, you won't have any respect. and even when you get that respect, they'll still try and take advantage of you. you have to stay with me for now."

Tsuki blinked curiously. "But HOW will they take advantage of me?" The driver scoffed. "How old is the kid exactly?"

"I'm 16 in 2 weeks."

The driver shook his head. "Sir I think this was a bad decision."

Gaerin rolls his eyes. "the only bad decisions are crossing me, and doubting my judgment, are you making a bad decision here, f**kass?"

the driver tenses up. "n-no sir. but isn't she k-kind of... y-young?"

"let me handle my business. I know what I'm doing, I've proven this. you sound like you're doubting my judgment. that's a bad decision. would you like to make more?"

The driver is absolutely terrified at this point. "n-n-n-n-no b-b-boss. s-sorry.."

Tsuki starts giggling. "Hes gonna pee his paaaaaaannnnntttttsssss :D"

((that made me laugh more than it should have what the wtf bro))
((hey should I make a stream for fanfics? like you post a meme with what the fic is about, then you put a link in the comments?))

Gaerin and the driver ignore this comment, and they arrive a couple of minutes later. Gaerin exits the limo and holds the door open for her. "we've finally gotten here. c'mon, I'm hungry."

((Sowwy I had to XD))
((YES))

Tuski gets out and look around. "It smells weird."
((Omg ..... leave it to Tsuki to loudly state her opinion about everything. XD))

((it is mad

"don't worry, that's how everything smells. you get used to it." he takes her by the hand to make sure nothing happens, and leads her into the restaurant, and sits them at a booth. when a waitress gets to them, he orders a large plate of wings and pitcher of beer.

"May I see your ID's?"

"I don't believe you understand who we are. I am Gaerin Asahi. this is Tsuki Yamamoto. I think you know these names. go get us our order."

The waitress tenses up, very much remembering the names. "y-yes sir. I- I'm sorry, sir." she scuttles off in fear.

Tsuki smiles and looks around. "Its loud here." She then looks down at the glasses of water the waitress left them. "It this water sanitary?" ((Omg XD))

"well I need to be protective around here. example." he points his finger and launches a beam over her shoulder, and it pierces straight through the head of someone trying to sneak up on Tsuki holding a knife, blowing his brains out. "people will try to take you, kill you, whatever the hell. I need to protect you."

Tsuki blushed again. Not realizing what happened being her. "When I get home I'm gonna tell Nanny how cool it is outside." She reached out and takes a hot wing. "I've never had one of these before." She takes and bite then spits it out gagging and her face flushing red. Then she tries to gulp down water which only makes it spicier so she spit it back in the cup and drinks her milk instead. By this point her face is completely red and she's crying from the spice. ((She did NOT expect it to be spicy XD))

Gaerin is surprised, and also slightly frustrated with no one in specific “Hey, hey, don’t cry. You’ll be ok, I promise.” He hands another glass of the milk. “Here, drink this, it’ll make it a lot better.”

Tsuki takes it and drinks it quietly and rubbs her face on her sleeve. "Warn me first you asshole." ((*GASP* THE INNOCENT BEAN CURSED))

He shrugs casually. “I’m sorry, They usually aren’t this hot. I had thought They were a little hotter than usual, but not intensely so, so I thought you’d be fine. That was my bad.” He grabs a wing for himself, and eats it like it’s nothing. ”mmm, yeah, definitely hotter than usual.”

She looks at him as though hes a freak of some kind.

((Hey, did you read the fic I had posted?))

“Hey, when you grow up eating food way hotter than this, you gain a resistance.” He grabs another, and dips it in ranch before eating it. “Putting them in ranch also makes them way better.”

((I don't know if it will work i don't have twitter))

"Well I always ate bland food. Occasionally something sweet for my birthday or a holliday. Usually nothing else though." She looks down at her hands.

((you can still read it without, you just wont be able to interact))

“That... that sounds terrible. Was it on purpose or do I have even more reasons to be glad I offed your father?”

((WAIT WHAT.))

"Father set me on that diet because he didn't and to provide for me. Nanny had no say in it. She argued that I needed richer food to build up my strength. He denied it."

((GO READ IT! plz?🥺))

“So is your nanny good to you? Or is she like that scum that was your father?”

(( WHY THE F**K ARE YOU TELLING ME TO READ THIA I'M ALREADY CRYING OVER IT AND I JUST STARTED.))

"She is the best I have ever known. She was my mothers friend. I asked her to tell me about her but she said Father forbid her from doing so........... some times...... sometimes...... he would...... beat her and....... and........" She looks away with tear filled eyes again. (Rape)

((I shall wait for you to complete it and give me feedback))

((WHY THE F**K DID HE DIE AND HOW))

((ILL EXPLAIN IT SOONER OR LATER! so did you finish it? :3))

((*sighs* Yes.))

((Sooo, is it good? Feedback, I need it!))

((Yes except for the MAJOR PLOT HOLE.))

((the lack of explanation for Kiri’s death isn’t a plot hole. It’s ambiguity))

((ITS A F**KING PLOT HOLE.))

((THATS NOT HOW PLOT HOLES WORK, PLOT HOLES ARE A PARTS OF THE STORY THAT BREAK THE RULES OF THR UNIVERSE THE STORY TAKES PLACE IN))

((YOU BITCH.

Did you at least read mine? I'm working on chapter 2 rn.))

((Not yet, unfortunately. I’ll prolly read it when it’s finished, having to wait scared me))

((Bro its gonna be a shitton of chapters. I'll try and have chapter 2 up soon. You can read chapter one without it I promise it doesn't end on a cliffhanger.))

((Ok, I’ll read it later. Not right now tho, if it’s as angsty as it looks I’m not ready for that rn))

((Its not angsty. The beginning is about when the half breed was born that's all. Now if you wanna read angsty I reccomend my story about Ash-))

((yes))

(( its soooooo cute))

((holy shit this is LITERALLY just mob boss tangled au))

((Yeah except she's not stupid and they are nekos.))

((was Rapunzel really that dumb tho?))

((Uhm. Yeah.))

((I mean, a sharp cutting through something is different than it pulling on a wooden support bar))

((Well no. For one the support bar would not be able to hold the weight of the hair plus Mother Gothel. Not to mention if you pull hair over something and like that it will damage it and cause breaks.

((I mean, wooden support beams can be really fricken strong. easily enough to hold two people. and, again, the force would be distributed between each and every hair, GREATLY decreasing any damage, plus, again, it's magic))

((Then what about split ends?))

((huh, I remember her being surprisingly smart))

((Hah. No. Shes a f**king ditz.))

((I dunno, considering the shit she does with her hair, she'd have to be pretty damn good at geometry))

((Her hair would break. = = hair is not that strong. Not to mention she would have pulled all her hair stands out at least once with a brush when she brushes her hair. Therefore her hair would be already brown.))

((tbf it's also magic hair that can heal people. so it probably can keep itself healed))

((Then how dose Flynn cut it and kill the powers?!))

((Is his name Genkai or Gaerin. You keep switching))

((it's gaerin, but I have a character named Genkai and I get confused. I'm sowwy. ignore it whenever I say genkai))

(( Okey dokey >w<))