All my gym teachers were fat but they put me painful gym training.I bet that if they were trying to do push ups. They would only do 2 1\2 and be paralyzed for the rest of their lives.
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0 ups, 5y,
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"Don't be such a sissy! It's only 20 pushups!"
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY"
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1 up, 5y,
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“Alright then, I’lll try!”
Proceeds to do 2 1/2 and cannot get up
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0 ups, 5y,
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"You need any help?"
"Are you mocking me?"
"Well do you want to stay there, stuck?"
"...help me up"
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1 up, 5y,
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All of the students try to pick up the coach, but fail because he is so f**king fat. Since they can’t pick him up they leave.
“ Hey! Where the hell are all of you going?”
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1 up, 5y,
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The last student shrugs as he closes the door, leaving the coach on the floor.
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1 up, 5y,
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That would be a good short story. Imma steal that.