I'm the cowboys blanket

Okay. *snuggles blanket* =w=

this is the closest to a hug from a girl I'll ever get, huh

Awe. I'll hug you. *hugs*

*hugs back* thank you uwu. you're too nice

*hugging* You're welcome UwU

This is too cute-

*face turns red* No its not.

I mean...

Shut the f**k up or else you won't get ANY more hugs.

........

TSUNDERE SORRY NOT SORRY

Question- Kirishima hair up or hair down.

compromise: ponytail kirishima

Well I cant draw that. So bangs down with no hair around neck.

oooooh yes

I'm making you a present :D

WHAAAAAAA thank you! you're too nice to me lol 🥺

Its just a present. ^w^

Alright! I'll give you something too, then! it won't be as impressive as a drawing, but I'll make you a phone wallpaper. give me like, five minutes.

IT CANT BE ANIME MY PARENTS WILL KILL ME.

OH SHIT GLAD I SAW THIS I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE AN AIZAWA ONE

what do you want it to be?

No we are not best friends. WE ARE BESTEST FRIENDS.

Y E S

ONCE YOU MAKE 2 MCR PUN STORY'S THERE IS NO GOING BACK.

Awe. Thanks. Promise you wont leave me. O^O

I promise. I'll do everything I can.

Yay *hugs tightly*

*hugs back* ok so I feel like your older brother figure but I'm two years younger. how tf does that work?

I'm childish and small inside. Although outside I may seam stoic and disgusted.

You’re giving me too many cute thoughts-

.......

I don’t know either.....

bro wtf

Don’t ask... my brain has been having oddly wholesome thoughts for no f*ckin’ reason

ok but I cannot see you being stoic whatsoever. you're literally a precious, innocent, bean.

^w^

*Hugs back* Not as nice as you

Waddaya say we have a little night out, just thte neko, the saint, and the drake.

What?

I personally think nekos are kinda cute.... OwO

Bitch better back tf up before you get smacked tf up

Oh no.... she’s gonna kill you now.

*cracks nuckels* Alright Will Cipher.

”call me bill cipher one more f**king time and i’ll show you what a behemoth blade is like.“

Shoot.

bro you coming onto me?

I may be a 20 meter-long drake... but that doesn’t mean I love little kitties!

a drake? like the f**kin Midget dragons?

Now that I think... i’m more of a amphithere than a drake.

which neko?

The one you were talking with. You’re the saint.

how tf am I a saint???

“I am death”-You
Plus... I kinda didn’t know what to use for you, cous.

SheriffKittyKirishima

I'm a neko too

Than....
THERE’S TWO OF THEM!
Yasss!

yes

He is not a saint.

Well good thing I said Will Cipher.

Well.....
I can’t even catch a morpeko..

*smirks and shrugs*

ok that's just straight up wrong

How so?

how tf am I nicer than you?

How are you not?

what do I do that makes me nicer than you?

You made friends with me.

anyone with any taste in friends whatsoever would've done the same

No not really.

incorrect

Yeah. I can tell.

How about a dragon or something? Or outer space?

Dragon?

WHO CALLED ME

Shut up Will Cipher

...Why can’t I control my urge to not jump in random conversations... I’m just a lonley amphithere...

Whatever that means

I NEED TO TALK OR I DEATH

oooh ok a dragon it is!

Okay :D

here's your dragon wallpaper!

I LOVE IT.

thanks :) It was kinda hard finding a good dragon png. the rest was easy. make the blue/white gradient, copy and paste the png, then mess with the threshold

Thats cool. I'm almost done just gotta color it

ooooh yay!

:)

so do i... i’m gonna make a wallpaper.

Oh. I always thought the boy had to be older.

I mean, most guys usually want to date girls the same age or younger, but that's mostly because they want to be the taller one

Well Imma be shorter either way-

what're you implying? ;)

Just sayin I would never date anyone shorter then me. What are you implying?!

so what you're say is....

we're a possibility? 😉

Uhhh maybe.

inch resting

What?

weird way to say interesting

*peeks around corner* how about us?

no.

:(

I'm straight bro

You're taller than me which means...

*yaoi fantasy intensifies*

*pins you against the wall* Hey, Im taller than you~

(That's actually pretty hot-)

How tall?

*Leans in closer* Im a bit taller than your sister.

tf bro

Well I mean you like flat chest. Guys have flat chest. And if he dresses as a trap then hes a chic with a dic

he'd still just look like a dude in a dress tho

Who said anything about a dress?

I guess I misread it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish I was small and cute enough to be a trap...

Trust me, if you try and seduce guys (I am an expert in this subject) it'll backfire really quick if you dont know what youre doing.

You did it?

Pft- no, not yet, chill.

Aw...

we all do

If I were a trap I would seduce all the guys around me

*shrugs* Just go to damn sleep

Uhh okay

we all would lol. then just hit them with "im a dude" and ruin their day

Yeah!
You know unless they're gay which just causes too many problems

Aw, what you want me do it to her?

N-no! I meant... I meant that as in it's kind of a shame that. .. You know... You don't have any experience... With guys...

that's just a "f**k this shit im out" moment

Who ever said I dont have experince with guys~?

Y-you did... Or did you...? I...

Who ever said I dont have experince with guys~?

They can be the big spoon UwU

????

Well yesterday we were getting rainbow sherbert and dad was scooping it and mom said "I only want the red" then dad went "Ugh. Really?!" Then mom said "Yes. I'm that bitch." Dad went "What you took a dna test?!" Mom said "Yep. I took a dna test and 100% that bitch."

huh. I dunno what that's about. maybe she's just tryna seem cool but really, REALLY isn't.

I don't get it.

y'know, the moms that are trying to "be like the cool kids" but are really just making fools of themselves

I think my mom is 100% a dumbass XD

she seems like the kind of person to laugh at facebook minion memes

She dose. Its embarrassing.

🤦‍♂️they're so unfunny it's just.. disgusting. except this one. I think it's kinda funny, if not REALLY dark.

I f**king H A T E minions with a passion.

I do too. like, the first despicable me was good, and the minions in that movie were good. and then two and three came.

Jesus is lord...

I AM NOT A TSUNDERE YOU BAKA

its a compliment tho

YOU ARE STILL A BAKA *hugging anyways*

*also still hugging* can't argue there

*hugs and snuggles* But your a warm baka.

*snuggles back* no u

*snuggles your chest* No. U. (I'm only 4'11 so I bet I'm shorter)

(I'm like 5'8 so accurate) (interactions of this nature make me realize that I'm not that short, I just hang out with giants)

I would start a no u loop but that would take too long so ima get to the point. you're nicer friendlier and cuter

(Holy f**k your taller then my dad-)

I may seam cuter because I can snuggle your chest and hear your heart- UwU When in fact it tells me exactly where to stab if you piss my off.

(slightly above average but still known as the short one height gang rise up)

thats hot

Oh okay.

*hugs* i'm sorry for being weird >w<

*hugs back* I'm sorry for not understanding what your saying.

If ya want we can exchange pictures. Like on private chat or email or something.

nah, it's ok. I'm weird, I shouldn't expect people to understand my stupidity.

no offense but kinda not feeling it for now. hope you understand lol

Sometimes I use bog words and muh brothers have no idea what I say

Its okai

wait, what are bog words? like Louisianna slang?

Big words. The cat keeps bugging me and hitting my hands.

oooooooooh, I smol brain. yea I like using big words sometimes too lol

Yeah. ..........

...... annnddd now the other cat is here too.

cats are awesome

Okai here it is. Sorry its kinda messed up.

broooooooooo thats so F**KIN PRECIOUS

Thanks >w<

You can download it and use it for whatever you want. Just don't claim it as your own. I wrote my watermark on it.

steal it? why would I do that? you think I'm an art thief?! I'm not THAT evil!

Someone I know had that done to her. But anyways its just for you. ^w^

oof, that sucks >W< but thank you so much! it's really good!

I WAS gonna put a police hat on him but it looked weird. I will make another one at your request if ya want-

Kiri wouldn't be a cop lol. he's way too punk for that.

I ment it to be you. Sheriff of the Lewd Lice

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

i smol brain

Wait hold up- are you HITTING ON ME?!?!

not at all, just teasing. I'm not doing the online dating thing again. in all honesty, you're like a sister to me, in a way.

Okai good.

I mean... unless? 😳

*chokes on kit kat* NANI

nah jk lol. I couldn't hit on you, you're too innocent!

WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!

dunno. it made more sense when I typed it tbh.

Oh. Okay. ^w^

Anyway if it wasn't creepy I would've shipped you two by now but rl shipping is creepy so I don't

Also I'm going to sleep now so goodnight

I think it means she's too innocent for you to taint

yea probably what I was thinking

*offers water*
DO IT

Do what

Wait but I'm older then him. Isn't that not allowed?

tbf its only a 2 year difference

I thought only boys could be older then the girls?

there's no rule about it. written, anyway.

No if that were the case me and Mono wouldn't be able to date each other

So... You guys can legally date each other?

technically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"I don't have a crush on borderline"

I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON BORDERLINE!

"No if that were the case me and Mono wouldn't be able to date each other" suuuurrrreeee

I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON HER, YOU HEAR ME?! THAT WOULD BE ALABAMA AND I DO NOT DO THAT

whatever you say bro

Okay then
I love her, just not in that way, okay?

bro, i understand. I'm just teasing lol

Alrighty...

You cant date mono.

Yes because she's my sister!

*facepalm*

Wh-what's wrong?

I thought you said you were going to sleep

I was

But the internet happened

Wait, "again"?

long story

Also, how does being like a sister stop you from dating her?

... da frick frack's wrong wit u

*shrugs*

tho since you have a fat crush on borderline I prolly should've expected you to say something like that

I do not!

getting defensive, are you?

I'm not being defensive! I'm just staing the facts!

Oh shit! That was nasty!

the diffrence between you and I is that yours is imaginary.

My what?

Wait my sister?

Youre girlfriend

Are you IRL in a ship with her?

He's actually in a plane

Thanks for reminding me how lonely i am.

The second difference is that unlike him, you had gay internet sex

Whyd we do it priviate if youre just going to tell the whole internet we did it?

Wait what?

You made it obvious!

How exactly did I do that?

Wait what the f**k?

You seduced me in public!

Oh wait it was deleted

Oh well

Youre so stupid, why did I let myself lose it to you?
Oh, this is the post first time regrets, huh? Well, I guess I have to chase after you and drunk dial you from now on like most girls do...sorry.

Oh shit

hm?

Just a reminder Usu, I'm a virgin in every shape way and form so stop thinking I banged my sister

My ocs have been in so much yaoi that i’m really not an online virgin anymore....

Mono asked to stop so imma stop.

Good.

p l e a s e refrain from f**king my girlfriend.

I know man. I tell that to him everday.

You have a girlfriend and you had gay internet sex with her asian brother?
This JoJo bizzare adventure weird.

O K
Why would I f**k my sister anywa?

*shrugs* Well, I mean.... *gets a lust filled look* well, you really want me to say?

*eyes narrowed* What are you going on about?

I thought you said you were a virgin.

I am. In real life
But I WAS a virgin on the internet

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

WHERE THE SKYS ARE BLUE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

LORD IM COMING HOME TO YOU

Cheez stop. Your redneck is showing.

as a resident of southern illinois, I am very.... much in agreement

But I'm brown

And I’m black.

Cool

I'm half white half brown...... light brown.

You’re black? Ethnicity wise?

My dad is Guatemalan so hes brown and my mom is Native american but she is white.

*hides behind a wall, watching the entire interaction*
K-kawaii...

N-NANI? NO ITS NOT!

It is!
It's kawaii!

NUUUUUUU-

YES!
YOU TWO ARE TOO KAWAII!

N O W E A R E N O T

Y E S Y O U A R E

N O. S T O P. W E A R E J U S T F R I E N D S.

what, not even best friends? damn, hurts

Yeah the movie was ok I guess.

Oh. Okay. I thought you meant my zip up sweater. I always hang up my jackets so he cant get them. But I always keep one on my bed.

oh lol.

I hope he knows I have to do laundry later so hes gonna loose all his beds. XD

b r u h why you gotta do that to him?

Cuz I got no clean underwear.

fair point

Well I guess I have the unopened packet but I like the kind I have now.

you still messin with his bed that ain't cool >:T

*eyeroll* His bed smells. I'm just cleaning it.

oh ok that's nice of you :). *hugs* you're nice

We have 1 cat and 2 kittens.......

Well speek of the f**kin devil the hellion came over too.

they like you!

I know. The big calico is Ember the small grey one is Luna and the black one is Salem.

Better pic of Salem

THEY'RE SO FUKKIN CUUUUTTTTEEEE

Salem is my kitten. He is a little devil. I swear he came from hell. But he really loves me. He dosen't like anyone else. Luna is clingy af to anyone and everyone. Ember is queen bitch.

the literal only three different kinds of cats

True. True. No Ember is not their mamma. But Salem seams to think so.

C U T E

Ember dose not like it one thing.

Do you know what the "I took a dna test and 100% that bitch" thing is? I dont get it. Even my mom knows about it.

it's this tik tok thing from a few months ago. basically it's either racey jokes or kaminari cosplays. the song in the background would go "I just took a dna test and turns out I'm 100 percent a dumbass" with a kaminari cosplayer dancing. if it's not that it's people making racial jokes.

He sleeps in my clothes. Its SOOO CUTE.

REEEEEEEEEEE A D O R A B L E

I don't understand why though. Those leggings and that shirt are dirty.

ITS STILL ADORABLE >:T

I KNOW. SO K A W A I I

animals sleeping on your stuff is so cute and annoying at the same time. for one it's really cute, but also I NEED THAT FREAKING JACKET

What jacket?

I was talking about when my dog does that

hate to be aggressively supportive, but if that were true then why the f**k would I be your best friend? why would I become best friends with someone I don't like? it just doesn't make sense! I'm friends with you because I do like you! I do like talking to you! and I'm not the only one! you have a lot of friends!

You only know me online. I behave the same way but it rubs differently irl.

I'm still your friend. The fact that we only know each other online doesn't change anything. we're still friends. I've still helped comfort you. I've still helped you. I'm still your friend.

This is how your nicer then me. You have the ability to actually care for others. You're empathetic. I hide myself from others because I'm afraid of being hurt. I am more empathetic to animals then to humans.

I'm more empathetic to animals too. I'm stone-faced when someone's parents die in a movie. but when their dog dies? I'm dehydrated from the tears.

I don't cry over it. Thats the bad part. I don't care

that doesn't make you not nice. tell me, who let me be their friend? who trusted me with their problems? you. you're nice enough to consider me nice enough to let me help you.

I need comfort but I'm extremely picky about from who. You are one of the few who I actually trust.

awww, thanks :). I'm always here for ya