THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, ISN'T IT? THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALWAYS BEEN *ABOUT*! GIFTS. GIFTS... GIFTS, GIFTS, GIFTS, GIFTS, GIFTS, GIFTS! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR GIFTS? THEY ALL COME TO ME. IN YOUR GARBAGE. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? IN YOUR GARBAGE! I COULD HANG MYSELF WITH ALL THE BAD CHRISTMAS NECKTIES I FOUND AT THE DUMP! AND THE AVARICE...
THE AVARICE NEVER ENDS! "I WANT GOLF CLUBS. I WANT DIAMONDS. I WANT A PONY SO I CAN RIDE IT TWICE, GET BORED AND SELL IT TO MAKE GLUE." LOOK, I DON'T WANNA MAKE WAVES, BUT THIS *WHOLE* CHRISTMAS SEASON IS
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!