Philosoraptor

I say his only good work is with the prince of darkness himself ozzy ozborne

He. Does. Not.

Okay. Ahem. Let me tell you the difference between trying and not trying!

Trying: Not using immense amounts of auto tune. A little bit is fine.
Good example(s): Freddie Mercury, Jimi Hendrix, Paul McCartney
Bad example(s): Post Malone, Cardi B, Nikki Minaj

Trying: actually singing instead of mumbling.
Good example(s): Freddie Mercury, Melanie Martinez
Bad example(s): Billie Eilish, Post Malone

Trying: singing about something meaningful, not just drugs, money, and parties
Good example(s): Freddie Mercury, Melanie Martinez, Billie Eilish (I hate using her as a good example. The lyrics are good, just not her voice)
Bad example(s): Post Malone, Cardi B, Ariana Grande

And that, ladies and gentlemen is why the mumble rap big foot with a gazillion face tattoos and a lot of autotune sadflower is NOT allowed in this stream

sooooo you're just a gatekeeper who likes the music from "the good ol days", got it

Not necessarily. I enjoy old music. Of course, there are some modern gems, you just have to look for them.

*reads* "Not just drugs, money and parties". *hides cash cash albums behind back* Interesting.

by the way, since when was Post a f**king mumble rapper?

All I know is that its a HUGE conspiracy theory that he's not dead.

*todoroki intensifies*

"alright I know I sound crazy, but what if... shinso is Aizawa's kid."

"shoto he already told you himself he's lying"

*sips coffee spiked with bourbon* "BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING"

Todoroki: *downs a shot of vodka* "He is his son. There is no denying it. Same looks, same persona, same attitude."
Me:....... "DOSE THAT MAKE HIM MY ONII-CHAN?!?!

Aizawa: I'm literally gay

Shoto: *chugs a bottle of rum* "LIES AND DECEIT"

Me: Yeah but mpreg tho-

Aizawa: HE'S NOT MINE!!! *just f**kin consumes every ounce of alcohol in 50 miles*

also, if you think he only sings about drugs, money, and parties, you should listen to Hollywood's Bleeding.

Shoto: "BUT WHAT IF HE IS"
Aizawa: "I'M VIRGIN" *snorts all the cocaine in 100 mile radius*

Aizawa stans: FOR NOW

Aizawa:........ *takes out pistol and stick it in mouth*

Shinso: OH SHIT DA- AIZAWA SENSEI

Aizawa: Goodbye my son-
Shoto: I F**KING KNEW IT.
Aizawa: *pulls trigger*
Gun: *click*
Aizawa: GID DAMNIT BAKUGO DID YOU SNORT MY GUN POWDER AGAIN?!?!
Katsuki:...... uhhhhhhh nooooooo *high af*

Sero: dude I was gonna take that

Katsuki: Ehh??? Tske wha??
Kaminari: *whips out huge bags of weed* ITS OKAY MAH BROS. I GOT YALL COVERED.

kirishima: broooo that's that good manly shit

Mineta: c-can I hang out?

Aizawa: *shoots him*

Deku:.... *looks around.... stands on his desk...... starts fortnite dancing to nickleback*

the speakers: FIFTEEN CARS CUZ THEY ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS LIVIN IN HILL TOP HOUSES DRIVING FIFTEEN CARS

most of the girls: what the f**k is happening

Mina and Jirou: *drawing memes on the whiteboard*

Deku: *aggressively fortnite dances*
Mineta: *walks up to you* Hey wanna see my new book? *whips out loli hentai porn magazine*
Me: *SCREAMS IN INNOCENCE*

Aizawa: BITCH HOW DARE YOU STILL LIVE?! *shoots mineta again*

shoto: *incinerates magazine then puts the ashes in endeavors coffee*

Mineta: *dies*

Endeavor: *walks in and take his coffee and leaves*

Since ever really. It just sounds like he’s mumbling.

Oh well, it’s your opinion

Happy holidays, btw <3

same to you. sorry for being aggressive, I just feel like Post is one of the VERY few good modern rappers.

It’s fine. Ig I came off as a little aggressive too. <3

WHAT ABOUT EMINEM

I said one of

The only rapper I know is Eminem because my mom likes it........

makes sense. he's pretty old and pretty good

Better then all these noobs. She sometimes listens to Tupac also but I dont know much about that......

I've never listened to him, but I heard he's good.

Post malone is trash

he has a few good songs. wow. hollywood's burning, and sunflower are all pretty good

bleeding, not burning*

T R A S H

I admittedly wouldn't say trash, but I wouldn't say great. do you know who Story of the Year is? they're this hardcore/emo band that i really like

No. I'm still a baby emo. I really like Get Scared but I don't want to support them because of that guy with child porn. Panic! At the Disco is awesome too. But MCR is best.

personally, I'd say that MCR is more fun to listen to, but Story of the Year makes MUCH better music. here's a link to my favorite album

https://open.spotify.com/album/4juejyEeCKFskkDA6zhIBW?si=dgiipEn-TPKMcABEaZku8w

......... I don't have spotify.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OULSTtIDqQ8&list=PLED0DDD914E57A362

My eye liner applied itself, my hair straightened itself, my nails painted themselves, and now I'm going on Myspace to post about how much I hate my parents. Good job.

so you like it?

My good classical music side is saying no but the edgy side is saying yes.

ahh, cool.

Or at least where I USED TO TALK TO HER. *glares at gmail tab*

and that, my friends, is called a m o o d o f m o o d s

Well she's a needy bitch. Her dad gives her EVERYTHING. He dosen't care what she dose. But she has it bad. She has real friends. Its like she doesn't need me. Also why do you keep calling me that.

calling you what? a mood? a mood is something that's funnily relatable. like, my dad once said "I want to go out and do something, but I don't want to get ready to go out and do something." that's a mood. I say that because you're, well, funnily relatable at times

Oh. Well I just say what I actually think about things. I didn't know I was funny.

.....

Bro I'm trying to fall asleep amd I got that bad gut feeling. I'm gonna have a nightmare tonight.

ooo, that doesn't sound fun. hope you get a good sleep tho! :) ttyl

Yep. I had the nightmare about the shadow person trying to murder me and then one about my brother killing me.

what a mood. I'm glad you like it, my favorite song when I was a kid was Until the Day I Die

Cool :D

When you were a kid..... exactly how old are you.

I'm 14, when I said when I was a kid, I meant like when I was five.

When I was 5 my favorite song was Bring Me To Life. I was concerned you might be a creeper. I'm 16. You seem more mature then me though.

hey, if you saw my twitter account you wouldn't be calling me mature lol. I'm just a little more formal here than other sites for some reason lol.

I don't have twitter. I can act like a complete child sometimes. Like when I don't want to die I act like a cute innocent. I have tumblr and instagram though. And gmail.

see, on twitter my main interactions with people are freaking out about bnha ships, specifically KiriBaku and KiriJirou

I almost never interact on insa and I just started tumblr. Gmail is where I talk and role play with Jessica.

*hugs* awww :( that sucks

*hugs back* I keep having a nightmare of a shadow person. Then I get sleep paralysis afterwards and its standing next to my bed be tween mine and my sisters and its looking at me and smiling. It doesn't have a face but I can feel it smiling. Guess I have a few of shadow people.

shadow people are pretty damn scary. I've never had sleep paralysis before, thank god. must suck, tho that's probably an understatement.

I get them a lot. Some times it empty sometimes, I'm falling, sometimes its a demon, sometimes its the shadow people, some its bugs or snakes, sometimes I'm being murdered.

Same here ' hugs '

'Hugs'

.....holy shit. that's all there really is to say. that's f**king terrifying. I hope things get better for you. *hugs*

*hugs* Its okay. Besides. I got that asshole brother in trouble today.

oooooh what happened?! spill the tea sis!

what the f**k did I just say...

So I was washing dishes which is one of my daily chores. My dad hoes to the garage and comes back in the tell my brother to feed our baby chickens. He dosen't do it until dad yells at him. Then dad put a container that had hot wings in the garbage causing it to be full. So he yells at my brother to take it out. My brother stomps over and take out the container and smashes it getting sauce all over the ground. I yell at him because I just moped yesterday. He mumbles under his breath and I throw the wet sponge at him. So he grabs it and punched my in the face with it WHILE I'M WEARING MY GLASSES and storms off. As he goes off I scream at him "I DIDN'T PUNCH YOU IN THE F**KING FACE YOU ASSHOLE." Mom and dad come downstairs to see what's going on and now he's in deep shit for hitting a girl. I'm still shaking because I almost stabbed him and I thought I was in trouble for swearing. Stupid bitch hurt my nose.

I got hot tea :D.

And I think u is gey

that is the best f**king story I've ever heard. your bro is a piece of shit.

Yeah. Now I smell like a wet sponge and dish soap instead on my pretty soaps. YUCK.

oof. sponges smell so f**king bad

I don't want to smell like mildew. If I wanted that I would just not shower. I WANT TO SMELL LIKE MANGO POMEGRANATE PASSION FLOWER RICE MILK NOT SHIT.

well I just want to smell however the f**k the soap smells. coconut cum, strawberry vomit, wtf ever. as long as I don't smell like bo

Oh my god. A guy who actually recognizes the importance of good hygiene?! I THOUGHT THOSE WERE ONLY MYTHICAL CREATURES.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ people also think narwhals are mythical creatures. showers are warm, comfy, I get to listen to my music on max volume without anyone complaining, AND I smell good afterward? too good to pass up! also my hair is always super soft post-shower lol.

OwO Marry Me.

If you dont send me the say sike meme we arnt friends anymore.

plz keep being ma fwendo

Okeyz >w<

yes

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