english teachers these days

I do want to be an author, but I always think people will get the wrong message since my books are usually gory.

I like gory stuff so if you ever become an author I will probably like your books :)

Oh, cool! Thanks! I already wrote a 12-book series but they are in notebooks and I need to type them up, lol.

Cool. Good luck with publishing them and if they get published I will be the first in line!

Thank you! I did write a book on my computer which my books are usually set in Medieval times with a theme of fiction and romance. And there is always gore. The one I'm writing now is really gory.

Cool. I won't ask what it's about because I want to respect your privacy if you don't want to tell anyone.

Yeah, I have to go now because my grandma wants me to get my nails painted and she wants me to get them red and green for Christmas, but hey, I'm emo. That means they're getting done black, haha. See ya soon then, bud!

See ya soon too pal!

Thanks, I'm back now. We spent an hour at Lowe's because my grandparents couldn't pick out a washing machine, so when they finally did, I said, "Congrats, you found a washing machine!" Then we had to wait an hour at the nail place and then it took about an hour to get them done and all, lol.

Well hoped you enjoyed your time :)

I can tell, lol.

I did, they had a TV on in the background that was playing AGT (America's Got Talent) and this little girl came on stage and she had a live snake around her neck and was just like 'Oh, and this is Lucy' and that was pretty funny. I like snakes, I don't see what people have against them. Funny thing is that my one friend asked for a rabbit, she got a ferret. I asked for a dog, bearded dragon, snake, bird, or ferret, and now I just have 2 wonderful Betta fish. :) Lol, I love them though.

I know this is going to sound very weird but when I was 4 I killed all six of my Goldfish and put them under our rug. My mom was horrified what she found under there when we got a new rug 😂

Oh... um, okay. We all have our sadistic side, which I am just a sadistic person in general, but... Well, I'm speechless.

I was a weird kid.

What did I hear about blood and gore? That stuff is part of my aesthetic.

Noice.

Aye

Ah yes...English teachers.

After 2years its still relatable

Me when i say something-
Vs what I actually mean-