My reaction

it'll make more sense if you watch Llama's with Hats on YouTube

my super shy friend told me about that and when i watched it i was so suprised like he is not a violence person

"I hate it when i lose my white friends in the snow"? XD WHAT?!

hey, my vietnamese friend gets lost in the trees all the time!

Wtf XD.

and don't even get me STARTED on when I play night time hide and seek with my black bros!

I choked on my brownie and peed myself. Thanks alot. X"D

oh shit I'm sorry

Don't be. It feels good to actually laugh every once in a while. :D

alright, thanks. I really hope that you weren't in public when you read that, if you really did piss yourself lol

Lucky for me I was in bed. And it was only a bit.

oh, ok lol. I'd feel bad if it was actually significant

.............. we have reached a level of our friendship where we talk about how much I peed myself.

yo is u a gemini xD

actually i'm a virgo

oh lol

hey, once you write a whole f**kin short story with someone using ONLY MCR puns, that happens.

True,true. You're a better friend then my friend who I have known for 3+ years.

awww, that's kinda sad and also humbling. thanks

She like never talks to me anymore and once went 2 months without messaging me. I thought she was actually dead because she keeps talking about suicide. We used to message constantly but not I'm lucky for 1 message a week.

aww, I'm sorry. :( I don't think that I've gone that long without talking to a friend. I guess since I'm so picky (I am REALLY picky) when it comes to friendships, the friends I do make become really good friends.

Its really worrying because she says she gets bullied at school and her mom is dead. She says she has depression but she doesn't have it that bad. She dose have meds for it though.

And I agree with you. I am super picky with who I will be around because I just hate certain kinds of people. If I find someone I like (platonically) good luck getting rid of me.

same here. I dunno how it happened, but I have a personality that's a mixture of naive, picky with friends, and overly forgiving that once I become your friend, I'm not gonna let you go, no matter what the hell you do. holy shit I'm a platonic yandere.

I'm not naive. I will watch you and pick you apart before approaching you. I notice every little thing and calculate it out. I am also extremely picky. However; I am not very forgiving. I hold grudges. I am clingy though and I will hold on as long as I can. I am a aggressive platonic yandere.

see, when I say naive, I don't mean like completely innocent type naive, more than just a little more trusting than the average person. also I am SO gonna coin the phrase platonic yandere.

I have serious trust issues. I am kinda innocent about stuff like sex but I know all about killing and murder. *eyes shadally dart over to the basement door and back* But that's only because I read about it a lot.

same, in a way. I'm kind of sadistic when it comes to karma. if I hear a story about someone getting their ass kicked after bullying a kid for years, I'll have an evil grin, cackling through the whole story. I was watching a reddit video, and there was this story about how a rapist got eaten alive by a great dane, and I was just so happy for some reason.

I once read a news story about a pedophile who broke into someone's house and tried to rape some sleeping kids but their nanny dog (a pit bull btw) bit his dick off and ate it.

hey, dog's do what they'll do. it ain't fun at times, but it's f**king adorable at others

Our dogs were never adorable. Cats are SO much nicer.

I love pitbulls. I have one named Lucy, and she is the biggest, dumbest, cutest baby girl I know.

Mom says we can't have any because good ones are expensive and they can snap in the blink of an eye. We have a american eskimo named Winter and a australian sheppard named Jenna.

honestly, there have been a couple occasions where I thought lucy was snapping. really she was just wanting something to chew on because she lost her ball. like, you could shove your hand in her food while she was eating, and she would try her very best to eat in a way to not disturb your hand. source: have done so

I hate our dogs. They are so stupid. But I want a alaskan malamute when I move out. They are so pretty.

I can understand that, having a dumbass dog can be... frustrating at times, and straight up angering at others.

They eat each others shit. They always break out and destroy stuff.

holy shit, and I thought my dog was dumb.

They get a perfectly good bowl of food and what do they do? Go and eat shit. Perfectly good bowl of water? Drink rainwater with worms. Perfectly good doghouse, they dig a whole under to sleep. Perfectly good kennel? They break out to run around the garage and tear up the garbage to eat food with maggots.