WELL IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AND NOT A THING IS STIRRING, NOT EVEN THE WIFE,THE KIDS IN THEIR BEDS WITH DREAMS OF MONEY AND GIFT CARDS IN THEIR HEADS, BUT OH HOW UNAWARE THAT SANTA'S GONNA MISS THEIR HOUSE THIS CHRISTMAS NIGHT, WITH THE SMELL OF BOOZE IN THE AIR AND PRETTY ELF LOOKING SO TIGHT, ONE THINGS FOR SURE, SANTA'S NOT GOING TO BED ALONE TONIGHT.
