WHEN YOUR BACK IS UP AGAINST THE WALL AND YOU SEE NO WAY OF MAKING IT OUT ALIVE; IT'S IN THAT GREATEST TIME OF NEED THAT WADER MCWADERDOG WILL SHOW UP WITH HIS INCREDIBLE ANCIENT SUPERPOWERS THAT ACTIVATE WHEN HE PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS AND PROUDLY SAYS "TIME TO TASTY TANGO"