Oops.

why is it just impossible for Gerard to look mad

Well they're never gonna get me.

but what if this is how you disappear? should I tell Mama?

Mama wont get here fast enough with all the cyanide I drank.

holy shit, why would you even do that?! do you think blood, blood, gallons of the stuff will dilute it?! oh who am I kidding, you're going to be welcomed to the black parade any time now! go***mnit, I guess this is The End.

and that was a whole story written with only MCR Puns! what has my life come to...

Well you're friends with me so that says a lot.

what is that supposed to mean?

You make bad choices....... I had 2 friends irl that went fake because I'm weird and a bitch.

what, you think I'M not a bitchy weirdo as well?

I didn't say you weren't. I got into fights at public school. Onetime I challenged a guy 5x my size because he called me squeaky. I don't make good choices.

oohh... that's a b r u h m o m e n t

True. True. Because truth is now acceptable.

you're SINGing the truth there

I sing it like the kids that are mean to me.

aw, are those the teenagers that scare the living shit outa you?

Yes. And I' not o-f**king-kay with it.

damn, if you're so pissed why don't you slip them some party poison?

I dont think you know what they do to girls like me in prison.

ooh, that's a good point. why don't you save yourself, and I'll hold them back?

Because friends carry each other to the end.

but if you get caught, you should PROBABLY Fake Your Death

Because hes a cute cinnamon roll.

true, true.

My brothers thinks hes evil but Gerard is just a cutie who thinks hes edgy.

how the hell does anyone call THIS PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAN evil?!

The same person that accuses his sister of stuff thats not true and plays fortnite religiously. BUT LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.

I'm f**king straight and I can't help but admire how good looking he is! I mean, L O O K A T H I M

I know! I don't even know what I am and HE'S JUST SO ATTRACTIVE I CAN'T EVEN- HE'S JUST SO PRETTY. ((Is literally saying this about a guy old enough to be my father))

holy shit. he's f**king older than my dad... HOLY SHIT GERARD WITH NATURALLY WHITE HAIR INSTEAD OF BLEACHED WHITE

Hes older then my dad too! My dad is only gonna be 37 in a few days! Also, GERARD WILL NEVER GROW OLD BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE.

good thing vampires will never hurt us

He didn't fight me he just laughed and waked away which pissed me off even more. But I seam to think I'm 6'5 not 4'11.

I guess that's good.

I don't really know what I will do when mad. I can either try and strangle you or glare at you till you back away and won't talk to you for the rest of the day. Of I get upset then I get mad and if I'm happy then I can get upset easier. Basically I'm not a good person to be around.

hey, I'm like that too. it's not just you

Except my parents act like I'm a abomination and they hate when I do it.

well your parents are f**king assholes who don't have any right having kids

Realky? Because they have 4 of them.

And dad wants more.

bad people usually want good things

True. I really don't want more siblings. What you wanna bet it will be another boy if the do have one. I never wanted brothers.