I AM SANTA CLAUS BORN LONG AGO IN A VILLAGE IN A FAR AWAY LAND. AND I AM IMMORTAL. I CAN ONLY DIE IF SOMEONE TAKES MY HEAD. THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE ME AND WHEN WE TAKE ANOTHER'S HEAD WE GET WHAT WE CALL THE QUICKENING. WE'RE ALL FIGHTING FOR THE PRIZE. AND, SORRY, BABY AMERICAN JESUS, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.