No joke.

Ok what the f**k happened here

...

No I’m serious some shit went down

I know, someone was flirting with me and my boyfriend had to talk to him and a small fight occurred.

Ohhhh o

Ok*

Yeah.

Well hope it all gets sorted out. Keep making good memes!

Thank you! You too, best of luck to ya!

Yep 👍

new comment thred!!!

*sips tea*
Indeed.

mmm-k i dont know how ima tell her how i feel when i get weak in the knees around her and EXTREMELY nervous

That's natural, especially is you love her that much. Did you guys talk anymore?
*sips tea*

no, unless it was about our classwork in school *Drinks Mountain Dew*

So you only spoke of class work...?
*sips tea*
Wait, wait, wait... So, you haven't been talking to her and you have a class with her?

2 classes, yes https://i.imgflip.com/3odaih.gif

Aye... Why don't you talk to her then?
*sips tea with confusion*

i. dont. know. HOW. shes always with her friends too

With words.
*puts on sunglasses and sips tea*
I'm sorry, Crazy is wanting to come out a bit.

stop being a fake demon

I like dogs.

Aye, just not sure what to say. Besides, I have homework.

aye same, i just dont wanna do it

i got 3 F's and i dont care because the 3rd quarter started like a week ago

Yee.

what time is it for you?

4:06

good same time zone, ok can you get on at like 9:30-10:30 tonight?

No, I have to go to bed at 9 on week days.

dang

u free at 9:30A.M. tomorrow?

Aye, I may be a rebel, but I still follow rules.

ok well ima go and let u do your homework

bye

No, I have school then.

i do too, i have 2 black labs, one is AKC black lab, while the other is mixed and is very cute

same for me every day

I finally turned off that setting, so no more for me.

good for u bae

Dude, bro. We gotta talk

i suppose i could stop for awhile...

Why not forever?

im going to chill until she splits with her bf

Mhm....

i PROMISE

She won't love you if you're a dick

can u stop! im in school u know

The keywords are "right now"

i meant for awhile

Keyword: "Awhile"

*boi*

i gtg cya

You know you're a dick, right?

https://i.imgflip.com/3n9qc8.gif

You'll just go back to your dickish self once she's available

maybe.... depends on if i really feel like it or not

SHE does!

See? You're a dick

stfu

You're not taking this seriously, are you?

This is why she'll never like you

which is why i just said im chilling out rn

about what

THIS

no

i like ememeon thats all this is

Bro. She already has someone and you're still hitting on her! She even said that this is making her uncomfortable and freaking her out!

i am?

Yes!

Aye, thanks, sweetheart. Sorry I had to drag you into this, but thanks for fighting for me. That's another reason I love ya. ;3

Th-thanks... I love ya too

Do NOT call me that.

ok fine

Why are you hitting on me?

because u are popular and u have a good personality

Well, thanks, but once again, I do have a boyfriend.

i know, atleast let me know in the future if y'all ever break up

Yes, just please don't flirt with me. If you do, well, you already know what happens now, eh?

no, but i wont flirt anymore

sorry about hitting on you

uh oh, its happening again!!!! this is not the first time

I am, tho...

oh, it was quiet for a bit

sorry i gtg to next period bye!!!

Aye, bye.

friends?

Hm?

can we be friends atleast?

Okay, thank you. And please don't be rude to Cheez, he's just protecting me.

ok, yeah i talked to him yesterday i think

is he ur dad or something?

*clears throat*
That boi is my boyfriend.

oh, yeah that was gonna be my second or third guess

...

thats actually a cute cat believe it or not

Yeah, you did.

*sips tea*
Yeah. Okay then.

so i need help

On what?

there is this girl at my school named Hannah and i dunno how to approach her because i like her

Aye, so... 1. Is she your type. (If yes, that's good, then that means you two can have a stronger relationship) 2. How does she act towards you? Does it seem like she wants to have a relationship with you? 3. Act naturally, then slowly express your feelings to her, then ask her out (I highly suggest doing something you will both enjoy). And that just about sums it up.

yes shes my type, she looks at me every once in a while and i dunno if she does or not, but im just REALLY nervous when im around someone i like

Oi, that's completely natural, that's how I was when I fist met Cheez. But just ask her how she feels, perhaps? Or you can ask her out on Valentine's Day, that is just around the corner.

im not very close with her tho. i have known her since second grade but.... i dunno how to explain it, I've liked her ever since second grade

ill probably ask her out on valentines and get rejected

Hmm... Well, if you liked her and known her for that long, then it should be easy to tell how she feels towards you. Can you tell me how she acts toward you?

she looks at me sometimes, and she walks near me in the hallways sometimes

we dont really talk much

Wait, wait, you've known each other since 2nd grade and rarely talk? Umm...
*intense tea sipping*

yes...

I don't think that's the best relationship to go into then, you two should talk more. I can't say much by her actions since you two rarely talk or anything...
*sips tea*

why u sip tea?

Aye, Cheez sips tea a lot, so then I began sipping tea. But he's cute when he sips tea, soooo...
*sips tea*

but... you dont see his face irl, right or am i just slow?

Lol, no, but still.
*sips tea*
When you mix together someone who talks cute and sips tea on top of that... just perfection.
*sighs and sips tea*

https://i.imgflip.com/3o8ysx.jpg

Whom’stve has summoned the almighty dragapult

*slowly sips tea*

*chugs 5 gallons of bleach*

No... No, I don't think I will...
Hey, we're takin' our crown, we're takin' it now, yeah
Hey, we never look back
We're uncontainable!
Hey, we're takin' our crown, we're takin' it now, yeah
Hey, we never look back
We're uncontainable!
*steps forward slowly, resting the blade on my shoulder*

Woah, woah, woah, I never made one, are you okay?

yes u did, u made it as a joke

?

but u ruined it

*sips tea with confusion*

*snaps fingers, creating another cup of tea and sips tea*
I'm a demon, better watch yourself.

*thanos snaps all tea grains into oblivion*

Aye, if you bring out my dark emo side, don't cry, because you have only seen my good side. My dark side is much, much worse.

*taps fingers on arms of the chair*
Just watch yourself, my dark side is the most cruel you may ever see.
*sips tea*

Exactly.

do u even exist right now?

Sure, sure...
*sips tea*

*snaps and tea permanently vaporizes*

I wish I didn't.
*sips tea*

ah same, my day sucked

i talked to hannah in class because we had to work together on work

*snaps fingers, making another cup of tea*
I am a demon, I can do this aaaaaaaaaaaall day.

Yup. Wanna talk about it?
*sips tea*

start a new comment thred?

Go ahead.

Buuuuut, I ain't your average demon.

*sips tea calmly*

*grabs his forearm tightly and chuckles*
Now, we wouldn't want a fight, now, would we?

*arm melts and the liquid lava flows up body and hardens back to a flaming arm*

*puts up foot and kicks him back five feet*
Please.

oh you beg for mercy
*pulls flaming chain thats indestructable off back*

That was sarcasm, smarty.
*gets up and steps forward, then draw my sword that I wield*

nice sword, its a shame it might get melted

*runs fingers down the sword's blade*
Too bad it's indestructible.
*chuckles*

too bad i happen to have liquid coronavirus

Funny thing is... I'm a demon, thus immortal. Now...
*starts singing 'Uncontainable' by Set It Off*
Hey
we're takin' our crown, we're takin' it now, yeah
Hey, we never look back
We're uncontainable!
Woo!
(Are you ready? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls for the main event
Ha-ha, they aren't ready for this one! Yeah, here we are!)
*twirls sword and throws up in the air, then catches it*

happens to be, my chain kills immortals because im the devils second servant

and second in command

And I'm the first in command...
*goes on singing*
Comin' out the gate I'm swinging
And if you're in my way you'll feel it
I hear you think you're tough
So put your hands up
We never back down from a fight

no actually the devil is first in command

and btw the devil is commanded by Hades

You do you, fam.
*sips tea*

*knocks tea out her hand*
STOP SIPPING TEA

*dies*

*chuckles*
Let's just say he lets me take control over Hell sometimes...
So lemme ask ya
Can they stop us?
(No!)
Break us?
(No!)
Get your game face on. We're against the ropes!
Tap out?
(No!)
Throw in the towel?
(Hell no!)
'Cause when the bell goes off the gloves do too

stop singing!!! *whole place rumbles*

would u mind continuing this later at like 9:30pm-10:00pm i will be on later

I'm already dead inside. Just waiting for the rest of me to rot away.

can i make a suicide note like you did, i actually feeling like doing it