Will Ferrell yelling

Edgelord wannabe

Damn you Neko-San!
*mutters with blushing* you summoned yuri and you should know i'm gay for her...

i do. now kiss. this was my plan. the kiss will evolve and turn into the ultimate hentai.

Aww hell naw!

Aww hell yaw!

YURI! AS A DEMON AND LORD OF ALL DARKNESS, I order you this: KISS BLAZE CHAN

Well fork...I actually was looking forward to that....

shit.

thought that might work...

OH! i know!

Blaze chan! as champion of 5 regions, including the Hoenn region, i order you to kiss Yuri! that should work!

Thou does not command me.

...

nien.

No? No? NO? NO?!

*uses the force* now kiss.

*slaps you* Ya cannae be doing that!

Ahaha... No. No thank you...

You will kiss yuri. If you dont... il...

What? What exactly Neko-San?

Or maybe a pokepuff?

Nah.

You can't slap me, youre in the air. You know that one Thomas sanders vine?

I break reality.

Oh god why

Because yuri x pokemon i guess.

no, the “ultimate hentai” part

Eh, it probably wouldnt, but more people would be interested when it's worded that way, so...