Potato of the Year - two weeks ago her feet were dry

Right, their system requires no change. It's perfect the way it is.

In your comment, you've illustrated twice how confused you are.
Whenever I encounter a confused human being, first thing I do is ask for their pronouns.
What are your pronouns?

Let me know if Barron ever becomes a mouthy potato who preaches to the UN about a religion for hurr durrs