YOU'RE COMING TO THE HOLIDAY OR I WILL EAT MY OWN FARTS IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND; I'M GOING TO CHUCKEE CHEESE WHETHER OR NOT YOU EAT FARTS; I'M THE KING OF EATING FARTS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!! ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! IT IS ON. FART EATING CONTEST IN THE PARKING LOT AT 5PM!!! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THE HOLIDAY PARTY IS AT 4PM...WE'LL DO THE FART EATING CONTEST IN TWENTY MINUTES....LET ME GO EAT SOME TACO BELL FIRST