Is it possible for one to defenestrate themself?

No, recuasse it is defined as 'throwing someone else'

what you are talking about is suicide, my friend. And please dont do that. I would miss you greatly.

Well, i’m not. Also it could be a ground level window.

If you defenestrate a 100yo from a ground floor window, I'm sure he'd have a great chance of dying once he hits the ground

but me? no.

OH MY GOD

Would you like to be defenestrated?

NO

You sure?

YES

How bout I do it anyways? *I say, picking you up and walking to a window*

*struggles to get free* NEESAN LET ME GO! WHO ELSE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT YOU NEED!?

*laughs manicly* Oh, its fine. Adrein can do a good job at that too. *opens window*

*shuts it*
I thought you liked him!

*is glaring at you* Hes been making to many....you know what jokes recently. I dont like him like THAT. *reopens window*

*pistolwhips you and closes it*

*Pistolwhips you with Cheezes body* outta my way!

*unplugs the life support* *laughing maniacally*

Uhh it was nice to knoe you bye
*jumps out window*

*Pistolwhips you with Neesan* YOU PUT THAT LIFE SUPPORT BACK IN IT'S PLUG

*cuts the cord*

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS?!

*puts one end pf the cord into your mouth and the other in the... other place and plugs it into the socket and you somehow become a conductor without getting hurt because of MAGIC*

I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU *UNHOLY HISSING*

*puts hands on both edges of window* NOOOOOOO

Seems legit.

Ok

I got whiplash trying to read that-

But Im not thankful for this, oh elder IMGFlip member....