IF I BAKE THE COOKIES AT 4,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND IT SHOULD BE THE SAME AS 400 DEGREES FOR 10 MINUTES; THAT’S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS; WHAT IF I BAKE THEM AT 400,000 DEGREES FOR .001 SECONDS? YOU’RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED! IM GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE MY F*CKING COOKIES!