WEEKEND UPDATE WITH NORM

A WOMAN WITH A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE AGAINST MEN, WHO SCARRED A DRINKER BY RAMMING A PINT GLASS INTO HIS EYE HAS BEEN SPARED JAIL TIME. TO QUOTE THE JUDGE‘HAVING CONSIDERED YOUR MITIGATION I’M JUST MINDED TO SUSPEND THE SENTENCE.‘THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT – IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU GREW UP.’; WELL, THAT'LL SHOW HER.