Bad Luck Brian

I WAS HIKING ONCE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. SUDDENLY A HUGE BROWN BEAR WAS CHARGING AT US, REALLY MAD. WE MUST HAVE COME CLOSE TO HER CUBS. LUCKILY I HAD MY 9MM PISTOL WITH ME. ONE SHOT TO MY GIRLFRIEND'S KNEECAP WAS ALL IT TOOK. I COULD WALK AWAY AT A COMFORTABLE PACE. THAT WAS FUN