OKAY, LITTLE BUDDY, COME UP HERE AND GET YOUR AWARD... ...JUST, EH... YEAH, JUST... WELL, TRY TO STRETCH... MAYBE... OK, YEAH, ON YOUR TIPTOES... ALRIGHT, YEAH, NO, THAT WON’T WORK... MAYBE... EH... UM, IS THERE LIKE, A MILKCRATE, OR A SOAPBOX, OR SOMETHING, AROUND HERE, SOMEWHERE... WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!!!