DRINKING AND DRIVING; DRINK A WHOLE GIN, MAKE THOSE WHEELS SPIN; NEVER DUI, YOU'LL HURT YOURSELF OR OTHERS. THEN DRINK A WHOLE BEER, FORGET HOW TO STEER. LUIGI, NO. DOWN SOME SPIKED COKE, RAM THAT SLOWPOKE. LUIGI! STOP! DRINK ANOTHER BEER, HIT A DEER. BRO! CUT IT OUT. SHUT UP! UNLESS THERE'S A COP, DON'T STOP.
