Gate: Thus what I watched was not what I expected

VS; SELF-INSERT MAIN CHARACTER; POINTLESS HAREM; POLITICAL NON-INTRIGUE; POINTLESS OP GOTH LOLI; A TIDE OF SHITTY FANFICS (AND A FEW GOOD ONES) THAT GO NOWHERE; THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME OUT OF IT; BORING ONE-SIDED CONFLICT; GODS THAT CONTRIBUTE LITTLE TO THE STORY; BARELY ANY MAGIC