being the pet of this family, i decided to change forms!(i'm not a furry, i swear)

people need to show some respect for furries.

yeah, but me just dog-plant. no furry here.

Why must this be so cute?

*smug plant noises* you're welcome

Is that from PvZ?

Yes, but i photoshopped him

G O O D D O G G O L O C A T E D !
*my eyes start glowing brighyer than any meme seen before*

i am now a true doggo-plant
*plant howls intensifies*

*cough cough* furry-plant *cough cough*

*pistolwhips you with my PS Vita* IN THIS HOUSE WE DONT DESRESPECT OTHERS LIKE THAT

He's my pet I can do whatever I want! *hears PETA park outside* Oh God...

NO, HES MY PET! *I* ADOPTED HIM!

*gonna-kill-you-plant-growls intensifies* i have Borderline to protect me, you baka!

*angry plant barks* and for the record i'm Borderline's pet, not yours. that's RUF RUF!

**picks you up and pets you** tHATS RIGHT! I LOVE YOU (No Alabama) BUT GET YOUR OWN PET!

and..and...and one more thing. *crying howling plant noises* HE THREATENED TO EAT ME!!!

HE WHAT?!?!

Uh... *backs away from the room*

he..he did! it was scary! and he sad that he was *greater* than me! my dog-plant brain can't take such threats and insults like that!

Your no furry, neither am I...but even if you were. I'd still accept you as who you are

*happy plant noises* thanks, Corviknight!

Ach well. Your welcome.