"CATCHES YOU CHEATING, SAYS SHE'LL LEAVE YOU IF YOU CHEAT AGAIN, THEN ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE GONNA' KEEP CHEATING!"; "NEVER! I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING! I'M SO SORRY!"; "ABSOLUTELY NOT! IT WAS THE WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE! YOU DESERVE WAY BETTER! BESIDES, SHE SMELLED!"; "MAY MY GONADORIANS FALL OFF IF I DO!"; "Until you can outperform her in bed!"