Have you ever tried to fight an inanimate object, and lost?

An orange....
An orange kicked my ass.

Damn....... I felt that.......

I dont... want to talk about it....
Whats funny is my parents found out, and they were really lose to just... disowning me from the family.

I know how you feel. I remember when i tried to swing at the Tree, i somehow missed and punched my self in the process. My parents disowned me, My girl left me for the tree, my best friend farted on me. That tree ruined my life, and i'm gonna get my revenge.

*Hands you an axe while I hold gasoline and matches* You wanna go together?