Your 5-9 year old kid's tablet that you gave him for birthday starter pack:
1.cracked screen
2.a childish wallpaper
3.a shitload of generic bootleg runner games
4.eddsworld shimejis
5.watches these superheroes on bikes nursery rhymes on youtube
6.the kid has a younger sister and she obviously made the screen crack
7.sometimes the kid takes the tablet on a playground or a friend's house and the friend is also younger than 10 years old
Also forgot:
8.when the tablet's battery goes down and he sets it to charge he either or scrambles lego on the floor in his room or asks : "mom, can i play on your phone? Because the tablet is charging".