WHEN SOMEBODY CALLS YOU A "KEYBOARD COMMANDO"; WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS, THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. YOU'RE JUST A QUILL PEN COMMANDO; SSHEPARD
