"I ONLY CAME ON FAMILY HOMES BECAUSE I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN CAUSING TROUBLE BY RUINING THEIR COMPANY BY SLAGGING OFF BBC PANORAMA BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT ME BEING EXPOSED TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ABOUT MY SHITTY RULES ON RENTING MY PROPERTIES AND SELLING UP ALL OF MY PROPERTY EMPIRE BECAUSE I'M A LAZY LANDLORD!"