"Well, long before there were things like me and you, there was a king who hated onions. Like.. a lot. But, he decided the best thing to do was to tie them all to a ballon and just let them fly into space, cuz you know, thats normal." he said, while looking up at the stars. "And, it actually kinda worked. But, you know how onions make you cry? Well, when the onions went to the sky, it made them cry. Thats why they twinkle, it because their tears are shiny."
(Im deadass not making this up.)