THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN AND MORE SCHIFFY THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE! WE'VE GOT SCHMUKKA THE CLOWN; WITH HIS SIX WAYS OF SUNDAES ROUTINE! WE'VE BOUGHT ALL OF OUR USUAL BULLSHIT FABRICATED CLAIMS WE ALWAYS MADE AND NOW WE'RE TRYING TO SERVE IT WITH PEACH MINT.
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