PATIENT: I HAVE BEEN FEELING VERY ILL THIS PAST WEEK, DOCTOR. DOCTOR: PLEASE DESCRIBE HOW YOU FEEL SIR. PATIENT: I HEAR KIDS RAGING IN MY MIND AND HAVE HAD HALLUCINATIONS OF STREAMERS THROWING THEIR CONTROLLERS. DOCTOR: I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF FORTNITE. YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS TO LIVE.