TELLING TEACHER YOU MISSED THE CLASS BECAUSE OF HAVING COLD; USING YOUR 5TH COUSIN'S GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL AS AN EXCUSE; BRIBING A DOCTOR TO GIVE YOU A MEDICAL REPORT; ACTUALLY GETTING THYROID CANCER TO HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR NOT COMING TO CLASSES FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS DUE TO EMOTIONAL STRESS WHILE IN REALITY YOU JUST PLAYED MINECRAFT WHOLE TIME AND DID NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE CANCER
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