COMPETITION; See the Kraggler in her cave
with stolen bodies robbed from graves
piece together a sleigh to espouse
to race against Santa to YOUR house!
She plans to leave you body parts
like kidneys, brain juice sealed in jars,
eyeballs, fingers, throats & hearts,
in lieu of gifts you'd adore! She isn't apt to lose because
she uses a rocket propeller,
but then again, what Santa does,
well, he's a different 'feller!
He uses faith and love and hope
and reindeer honored to be roped
and harnessed to bring fun gifts to
good children all the world through
and doo doo to the ones who insist
on earning their place on his naughty list.
So, whoever wins first place,
it's bound to be a wicked race!
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