Coaches be like, 'walk it off, sissy!'

YEAH, DARLING, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE BOTH IMPRESSED BY AND PROUD OF YOU REGARDING YOUR PAINTING ABILITY; IT'S JUST THAT WHEN WE BOUGHT YOU THE COLORFUL PAINTS AND CANVAS AND HORSEHAIR BRUSHES WE WE'RE THINKING WE'D END UP WITH SOMETHING TO HANG ABOVE THE MANTLE LIKE A WILDFLOWER AND TREE FIELD, OCEAN CALM AS IT'S EVER BEEN, MIXING INTO THE HORIZON ASPLASH WITH LEAVES AND CLOUDS AND BIRDS, IN THE BACKGROUND, A SINGLE CHILD PLAYIN' WITH HER NEWBORN SHADOW, 'ROUND SUNRISE.