Yes this is dog

thanks for calling dog. we will be right there dog

Thank you plz hurry

dog we are here. open the door dog.

Trying have to wait for master

dog tell ur master to open door ok dog?

Okay he's opening the door and letting me outside r u in a Bush or something? Oooh I can smell you

ok dog. where did u poop dog?

Right there on the rig sir see? It looks like deer poop

ok dog i cleaned it up dog. dog where is your mulah?

I wont try to

Can I pay u in licks? *kills with licks*

FBI OPEN UP

*owner comes to the door clearly annoyed* *pays u*

thanks, have a good day dog.

Your welcome sir I mean arf arf

dont poop on ur rug again dog.